Lakini's Juice..still a banger

Holy mother of God

Cow flops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce 🤮🤮

Wait til you discover making two Totina's pizzas, and flipping one onto the other after putting extra cheese and toppings inside for an other-worldly delicious crunchy pizza sandwich

Honestly, same. There are some people should be PRAYING I don't come down with a terminal disease.

"Get back in your crate" = You were excited? My bad, thought you were pissed

Saw this and thought they see drafted Shedeur damn Holly

Mina WTF I saw this tweet and legit thought they had drafted Shedeur

Oh. Oh Danny don't ..

I'd listen to my dad's advice too, if he was a Super Bowl winning coach.

Aging like whiskey in a barrel, my man. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

Nah, if you could watch the Minnesota State game tomorrow, this WMU alum would appreciate it. Cheers.

Nah I think to REALLY test his powers, we need to get Desmond Ridder to Minny

Yeah, that'll do

I recognize that wag. She's laughing. She's clowning you and Sarah

Is it a rare double doubleheader day??

Never hurts to ask

After the age of 40: Never pass up a bathroom, never trust a fart, and never waste a boner

We're off like a turd of hurdles...errrrr a herd of turtles

Never put off til tomorrow what can be done today

One that hasn't aged well: "If you wantna move up, never tell your boss 'no'

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