Pat Elwood
@severalbeees.bsky.social
Mildly hinged, fully caked-up.
As seen in @jokersrepublic.bsky.social
As seen in @jokersrepublic.bsky.social
Accidentally typed “gitl” instead of “girl” like I’m Scottish or somethin
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Accidentally typed “gitl” instead of “girl” like I’m Scottish or somethin
Pop-punk bands just don’t sing about anchors the way they used to
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Pop-punk bands just don’t sing about anchors the way they used to
American Footlong
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
American Footlong
Reposted by Pat Elwood
I wish everyone could taste mustard the way I do
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I wish everyone could taste mustard the way I do
Accidentally ate barbecue sauce that expired in 2023
April 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Accidentally ate barbecue sauce that expired in 2023
*plucks pube*
They love me
*plucks pube*
They love me not
They love me
*plucks pube*
They love me not
March 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*plucks pube*
They love me
*plucks pube*
They love me not
They love me
*plucks pube*
They love me not
Nothing makes me cry more than hearing a Pinegrove song without emotional preparation
February 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Nothing makes me cry more than hearing a Pinegrove song without emotional preparation
URGENT, ASBURY PARK AND SURROUNDINGS:
MONDAY, JANUARY 27th ICE will be in the 1503 Sewell Avenue area. Gray Jeep Grand Cherokee and Gray Honda of unknown model.
MONDAY, JANUARY 27th ICE will be in the 1503 Sewell Avenue area. Gray Jeep Grand Cherokee and Gray Honda of unknown model.
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
URGENT, ASBURY PARK AND SURROUNDINGS:
MONDAY, JANUARY 27th ICE will be in the 1503 Sewell Avenue area. Gray Jeep Grand Cherokee and Gray Honda of unknown model.
MONDAY, JANUARY 27th ICE will be in the 1503 Sewell Avenue area. Gray Jeep Grand Cherokee and Gray Honda of unknown model.
Flying out of Newark tonight, hoping to get some sweet Drone Pics on the way up
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Flying out of Newark tonight, hoping to get some sweet Drone Pics on the way up