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Severance 🌐 Followers of Kier
@severanze.bsky.social
We serve Kier, you child!

(But we’re starved for meaning here so of course we pervert our founder’s message with jokes and impiety)

Season 1 + 2 now on Apple TV+ | Season 3 confirmed | FAN ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH Apple TV+
When the NYT Spelling Bee fails to load, what are you even supposed to do?
April 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Just like with Entertainment 720, the ROI on Choreography and Merriment is questionable at best

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April 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No tattoos, but I went and did this to myself directly after the finale
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
And to finish: a guide to the different finno-ugric minorities of Norway

The forced assimilation of these 3 peoples were the subject of a recent Truth- and Reconciliation Commission in Norway
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Here’s an example of Sámi gákti worn at the palace

(Sámi are an indigenous people of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Northwestern Russia)
April 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is a great example because 1) it’s a formal dinner at the royal palace 2) the woman wears a head dress 3) Setesdalsbunad, shorter length
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Decoding Lorne’s outfit with the traditional Norwegian folk dress - bunad - in mind

Don’t know if there’s any interest for this kind of thing but I thought it would be cool to make

#severance
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Based on what scenes I find most interesting - not necessarily who I’m rooting for

Make your own:
severancebias.neocities.org

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March 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Severance Season 2 soundtrack is out

[Will this years innie version vinyl include a stack of holiday cards to write?]
March 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Staring at the TV hoping for a surprise S02E11

#severance
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You arrive at work at the first thing you see is this massive painting of yourself which is weird in itself - but when you look closer you notice all these people on it that you have no knowledge of!?

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March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Vanity license plates are stupid as a general rule, but this one gets a pass
March 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can’t in good conscience post one without the other
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
March 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think we’ve got it figured out
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I wouldn’t dare! Let’s just hope your country doesn’t try and take it from my country in addition to our neighbours to the west
March 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Let’s not rule out Svalbard yet
March 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you’re in or near London, do you mind heading to this location tomorrow morning to tell us what this is about?

#severance
March 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
His smile while wheeling off animatronic Kier is killing me
March 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There are punitive renditions, and there are celebratory renditions

Who would have thought the Kier hymn would be the one to awaken the pre teen baton twirler in me

(Also, Milchick needs a raise + more staff to run the severed floor.That man’s headed for burn out)

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March 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Cue Choreography & Merriment - by the Grace of Kier, a 3rd season of Severance shall be provided to his loyal herd

#severance
March 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Is it season 3 yet?

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March 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Never really wanted to wear a bunad before but…
March 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In bed, under the covers, lights off
Let’s go
March 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Severance season 2 finale -
Cold Harbor

Shit’s about go down

(Or in the words of Mr. Milchick, Feculence will forthwith transpire)
March 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM