It must have been challenging to playing five inches away from the sun

Absolute classic, one of the funniest things the internet ever provided. Thanks, Onion

The NCAA still can’t help but shoot themselves in the foot

I saw him play in Philly once in 2009. Always deserved more praise than Utley out of that infield

We all know that, there was no way Conan understood the Kendrick Drake beef all by himself

I know but I’m broke

You gotta give them credit, they already beat one team better than them earlier this season. It’s very rare a team ever beats a team better than them twice in the same season

Good for him, good luck to you in Carolina Denny!

That is my favorite joke of his too

As long as there are screw ups to be made, Nico Harrison will find a way to fill that demand

This is really awesome