Exeres
@sexeres.bsky.social
Cisboy/35/potsandpansexual 🇮🇸
Extreme metal, TTRPGs, bad movies, and gaming with friendos
CW: a LOT of suicide jokes
Extreme metal, TTRPGs, bad movies, and gaming with friendos
CW: a LOT of suicide jokes
still have the rest of the day to receive what i really wanted for christmas. seeing his bloated face on the news with a caption that includes the word "dead" would make me believe in miracles again.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
still have the rest of the day to receive what i really wanted for christmas. seeing his bloated face on the news with a caption that includes the word "dead" would make me believe in miracles again.
staying up late and hiding behind the tree paid off. i have once again buttfucked santa claus.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
staying up late and hiding behind the tree paid off. i have once again buttfucked santa claus.
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
my name is mok, thanks a lot
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my name is mok, thanks a lot
it's that magical time of year where we spread legs and clap cheeks for the lord
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it's that magical time of year where we spread legs and clap cheeks for the lord
ronald mcdonald has been out of the public spotlight since his 2021 pregnancy and the resulting miscarriage
not many people know the father was actually jack in the box
we reached out to mr. in the box for comment but his lawyers prevented us from contacting him
not many people know the father was actually jack in the box
we reached out to mr. in the box for comment but his lawyers prevented us from contacting him
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ronald mcdonald has been out of the public spotlight since his 2021 pregnancy and the resulting miscarriage
not many people know the father was actually jack in the box
we reached out to mr. in the box for comment but his lawyers prevented us from contacting him
not many people know the father was actually jack in the box
we reached out to mr. in the box for comment but his lawyers prevented us from contacting him
so i've been playing cyberpunk
spoilers for phantom liberty
spoilers for phantom liberty
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
so i've been playing cyberpunk
spoilers for phantom liberty
spoilers for phantom liberty
once again i am sorry for being white
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
once again i am sorry for being white
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*placing an order at the drive-thru sex change clinic*
*static* “Do you want balls with that?”
*static* “Do you want balls with that?”
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*placing an order at the drive-thru sex change clinic*
*static* “Do you want balls with that?”
*static* “Do you want balls with that?”
i am a crumbling monument to mediocrity being held together by lexapro, havok, and sweet tea
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i am a crumbling monument to mediocrity being held together by lexapro, havok, and sweet tea
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Susie Wiles: “I was tricked by the fake news. Not once in the eleven interviews I sat down for did I see the recording devices.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Susie Wiles: “I was tricked by the fake news. Not once in the eleven interviews I sat down for did I see the recording devices.”
swen vincke says proudly that larian is using "ai" in divinity pre-production
i can't fucking do this anymore man, i just can't
i can't fucking do this anymore man, i just can't
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
swen vincke says proudly that larian is using "ai" in divinity pre-production
i can't fucking do this anymore man, i just can't
i can't fucking do this anymore man, i just can't
there have been exactly zero times in history where the people banning or burning books were correct to do so
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
there have been exactly zero times in history where the people banning or burning books were correct to do so
fast forgotten thoughts and prayers for numbers on a screen
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
fast forgotten thoughts and prayers for numbers on a screen
you ever take a dump so big you feel like you understand the miracle of childbirth
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you ever take a dump so big you feel like you understand the miracle of childbirth
let me see what the comments say on that
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
let me see what the comments say on that
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This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.
a letter to the future:
yes, this is the best we could do, sorry
yes, this is the best we could do, sorry
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
a letter to the future:
yes, this is the best we could do, sorry
yes, this is the best we could do, sorry
the number of followers i currently have is unacceptable either someone leaves or i need to find another follower damn quick
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the number of followers i currently have is unacceptable either someone leaves or i need to find another follower damn quick
inflation hitting hard, i've started throwing $3.91 at strippers
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
inflation hitting hard, i've started throwing $3.91 at strippers
if someone in camo wearing a mask jumps out of a black suv and accosts you, defend yourself with all force necessary. if they won't identify themselves as a legitimate force then don't treat them like one.
we shouldn't even tolerate "legitimate" authorities but masked kidnappers deserve bullets.
we shouldn't even tolerate "legitimate" authorities but masked kidnappers deserve bullets.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
if someone in camo wearing a mask jumps out of a black suv and accosts you, defend yourself with all force necessary. if they won't identify themselves as a legitimate force then don't treat them like one.
we shouldn't even tolerate "legitimate" authorities but masked kidnappers deserve bullets.
we shouldn't even tolerate "legitimate" authorities but masked kidnappers deserve bullets.
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A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
imagine an alternate universe where lin-manuel miranda wrote a hannibal musical
did i mean the serial killer or the african general? you decide
did i mean the serial killer or the african general? you decide
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
imagine an alternate universe where lin-manuel miranda wrote a hannibal musical
did i mean the serial killer or the african general? you decide
did i mean the serial killer or the african general? you decide