To all teenagers that are just starting to date, remember, if you go on a date and they take you shoplifting, that is perfectly fine and normal. But if they take you to a hobby store, you get the fuck out of there and call the police. Because that motherfucker is planning to kill you.

you ever have one of those tinder dates

Can we stop acting like selfcare is equal to medicine? I am sure Little Shell Kwe doesn't intend to encourage ant-science hippy dippy smiling will fix your depression and your cancer, but they are. So please listen to your doctors and take your meds.