Beth Stockton
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sexychicken.bsky.social
Beth Stockton
@sexychicken.bsky.social
karaoke-, drag-, kitsch- and horror-loving weirdperson
The raunchy, hilarious LYSISTRATA has five shows left! We deserve some awesome audiences! Come laugh your ass off at this R-rated girl power fest!

2/1 @ 8
2/2 @ 2
2/7 @ 8
2/8 @ 8 (guest starring ME)
2/9 @ 2

2956 School St., Simi Valley
$20/$18 students/seniors

Tix [email protected]
February 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I know this is difficult to do at this point...but don't stop fact checking.
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I saw a post that I wish I could find again about how one deals with having a terrible boss. All I can say is, resist. Use the freedoms you have left. Stand together and stand up for what you believe in... loudly and vocally. Know your history and fucking PAY ATTENTION. #payattention
January 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Right now, my cast is banding together and PAINTING THEIR OWN SET so we can open in style tonight. It takes a village, and these folks are a WONDER. They truly love what they do. Wontcha come see us?
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reading an awesome horror-fantasy novel about women discovering (evil?) superpowers during menopause. Somehow, this feels right.
January 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's stupid when self care involves letting yourself take a shower that lasts longer than five minutes, but here we are.

I'm being nice to myself today for once. I earned it!
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Do one little thing every day to make it right. A different little thing than you did yesterday. Brag about it, or do it secretly. Or make it a big thing. But...fucking do it, or watch the world crumble around you.
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Lysistrata opens on Friday, we run for three weeks, and if you want to do me a solid, you'll come and watch it and enjoy it. It's been a LOT of hard work, it's about smashing the patriarchy, it's raunchy, it's hilarious, there are glitter erections and we NEED BUTTS IN SEATS!
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM