SexyGoat
sexygoat.bsky.social
SexyGoat
@sexygoat.bsky.social
18+ NSFW. Rampantly gay lover of longhaired, bearded men and nudity, especially public nudity. Tumbler & Twitter refugee. Programming and electronics hobbyist. Sex-is-like-tea-and-biscuits positive. Bi- and trans-friendly. Enjoys pettings.
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I have a new, less smutty aspect as @hairyoldgoat.bsky.social for the benefit of my followers who for some reason do not wish to see my manly Special Treats.
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Don't wait until it's too late! Get on those phones now.
bsky.app/profile/404m...
May 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Heh! If I weren’t so shamelessly rampant, I probably wouldn’t have nearly so many lovely gay and bisexual friends come out to me or tell me about their sexy adventures of self-discovery!
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
When I found this old picture of me on Loko Desnudo’s Tumblr blog, I was so delighted! I got rather warm and excited because I’m my own type!
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Another old photo. I like greenery!
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
One of my old PornDesk photos:
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I hope my lovely rampant gay exhibitionists make some donations to Ukraine’s defenders this Xmas period. United24 is the safe go-to if you don’t know the individual unit charities sufficiently well. (Avoid scams conducted via DMs, of course!)
December 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I actually used this picture for a Flatmates Wanted ad. It worked out really well since I was easily able to reject the applicants with steamy, unspoken desires and favour the laid-back, gay-and-naked-friendly types and the honest and open, ethical sluts.
December 12, 2024 at 12:13 PM
My amused friends have called me both “Donkey Boy” and a rantallion. I was spurred to take this photo when a friend commented on a pub’s blackboard art, saying “scrotums never look like that”. Perhaps he was referring to the art’s perfect symmetry. (My Space Hoppers have a slight height difference.)
December 12, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Another old one of me naked in the pantry. I miss that old place. It had a big, wide-opening window for the shower stall to let in fresh air while showing. I was delighted to have a builder rock up to the window and casually chat to me about the repair job to do as I was finishing my morning shower!
December 12, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Another old photo of me naked outdoors, this time at Castle Hill. It’s cool that a staff member at the photo processing ship said he really liked my naked photos!
December 12, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I’m moving my porn from the Dead Bird site to here, so I present a distinctly “adult” cheese as a warning to followers who might want to check their filter settings or follow my non-porn account.
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Oops! I had followed a bunch of lovely NAFO accounts while in this SexyGoat account when I intended to be in my much-less-porn account SpaceGoat @hairyoldgoat.bsky.social. (I encourage my smut-loving friends to support NAFO and Ukraine's defence.)
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I have a new, less smutty aspect as @hairyoldgoat.bsky.social for the benefit of my followers who for some reason do not wish to see my manly Special Treats.
November 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I half expect a combination of blizzards and sewage geysers (sheysers?) to coat St Basil’s, the Kremlin and the Cathedral of War in fresh brown gopnik poo. Imagine the opportunities for scratch-and-sniff postcards and tourism!
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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I will donate $1 for every like, reply and repost of this post if Kerch Bridge gets blown up over the weekend
(But let's cap it at $1,000, because holly shit, I'd go bankrupt, if Ukraine actually does it!)
a bridge over a body of water with a cloudy sky
ALT: a bridge over a body of water with a cloudy sky
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Both @united-24.bsky.social and the older @united24media.com are genuine, as evidenced by the notices from u24_gov_ua on Ersatz Elmo’s Dead Bird site.
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to the official UNITED24 account on Bluesky, where the Blue is always complimented by some Yellow🇺🇦
Thank you for finding U24 here — follow us and stay tuned for the latest news and updates!
#StandWithUkraine
u24.gov.ua
UNITED24 - The initiative of the President of Ukraine
UNITED24 was launched by the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy as the main venue for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine. Funds will be transferred to the official accounts of...
u24.gov.ua
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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120 missiles, over 90 drones targeting peaceful cities, civilians, and critical infrastructure on the brink of winter 😤

russians have attacked Ukraine, launching a massive and combined assault. There is extensive destruction and many casualties ❤️‍🩹

This is the price of negotiations with putin
November 17, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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This account needs more followers! They have been consistently rallying for 🇺🇦 everyday for months & months!
We are starting at Independence Ave and New Jersey across from Longworth House office building. Congress is in session right now. Call your members of Congress and join us until 6pm today.
#LetUkraineStrikeBack
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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this one is Brilliant! youtu.be/fP-evuihgsI?...
#NAFO 2022 A #Fella Odyssey
YouTube video by NAFO TV
youtu.be
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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“We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere. When human lives are endangered, when human dignity is in jeopardy, national borders and sensitivities become irrelevant.
November 19, 2024 at 8:17 AM
My day gets complicated if I have to put on clothes! The lawns have been mowed and none of my neighbours were frightened (even if some wanted to be).
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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Get ready for the red line and escalation talk from the megalomaniac tantrum throwing midget tyrant
November 17, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This video about the ease of turning people into fascist is truly terrifying. It includes Marina Abramović’s art-cum-psych-experiment on an ordinary crowd invited to practice escalating sadism upon her.
November 17, 2024 at 8:38 AM
A rude message typed and sent from a Picocom session via a USB-to-serial converter to an ATtiny85 and an SN74HC595 serial-to-parallel shift register. Perhaps the upper four bits should be blue. 😀
November 15, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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When your main anti-vaxxer brainworm character becomes Minister of health and you know he is not even the final boss, you need to embrace yourself for the dark ages to come. May the spirit of the aloha save us all or not
#Fckrussia
November 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM