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Lukas

@sexyriker.bsky.social

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eat as many cashews as you want, no one is immortal ✌️

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Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · Jul 16

I have been humbled

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 13h

Wrestling is good

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 13h

Best of luck. Mine is ceramic and not got a separate plate like yours - annoying as shit. We’ve got some black cherry melts we got in a shop in Largs and my house always smells excellent

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 13h

Same! What’s your tactic for getting the wax out once it’s lost its scent and needs changed? Its a fight I have two/three times a week

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 15h

I really wanted to put “the gay trooper!!”

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 15h

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 20h

Yavanna: “Hi Manwë. Tried to get you earlier but you didn’t pick up. Hope it’s alright with you, but I’ve just went ahead and given trees the capacity for vengeance. Just trying to keep busy. Also I don’t know if you’ve spoken to him yet but Aulë has just invented dwarves.”

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 21h

You think you’re beginning to understand what’s happening in The Silmarillion then Tolkien goes “now pay attention because all of these clowns have got at least 7 names each”

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 23h

Industrial strength white pudding

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 1d

Upset to have learned that our neighbours very old Labrador is called Oscar and I can’t call him Hambone anymore

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

Sora videos are going to drive me mental. Starting to see them everywhere. Just saw a relative sharing a video of a toddler getting carried away by a golden eagle.

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

Stop that

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

Yessss, I checked them out after you mentioned them I’m sure. Truly mad shit hahah

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

I know. I’ll see them again I’m sure but it’s a really cool time to see them just now with the buzz from Absolute Elsewhere

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

I ended up selling them… I had a bunch of stuff in Oct/Nov I was looking forward too but wasn’t feeling up to most of it. Only kept stuff we couldn’t cancel/sell tbh. Gutted about missing the lads but don’t think I’d have enjoyed myself.

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

Worst gif I’ve ever seen

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

I feel awful. My colleague was using an ergonomic mouse for her computer for wrist pain and I went “is that a mouse?” to her and she shrieked and pulled her legs up like “WHERE?!?!”

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

It does look like you’re about to take a swing at the king

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

I was really looking forward to seeing Haken supporting Coheed in Manchester but it looks like they’ve been replaced for the tour for whatever reason. Properly gutted.

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 2d

really good

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 3d

Love Facebook

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 3d

Think I found the best beer garden ever tbh. In the middle of absolute nowhere too.

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 3d

Kept busy while David did the Great Scottish Run. Got the York 10 miler in a couple of weeks so I’m glad to have a time to try and beat 💪

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 4d

It’s so good, can’t get over it. I have not! But it’s the only one I’ve not seen so it’ll be getting watched

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 4d

Really thought that said Wookiepedia for a second there

Lukas @sexyriker.bsky.social · 4d

Oh wow, that’ll be brilliant.