A Wreath of Franklin
@sexywooper.bsky.social
evan • 29 • nj • he/him
have been bringing holiday sweets home from work every day and i drink a glass-worth of eggnog straight from the carton twice a day too
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
have been bringing holiday sweets home from work every day and i drink a glass-worth of eggnog straight from the carton twice a day too
a council of gay people were praying on my downfall last night … but i survived
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
a council of gay people were praying on my downfall last night … but i survived
why would xi jinping want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
why would xi jinping want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex
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omg what if christmas was on friday the 13th this year 😵💫
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
omg what if christmas was on friday the 13th this year 😵💫
i hope everyone has a good time perceiving and pathologizing me based on these results
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i hope everyone has a good time perceiving and pathologizing me based on these results
arrested development rewatchenings are now
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
arrested development rewatchenings are now
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it’s her day
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
it’s her day
wicked for goodenings are now..jonathan bailey i hope you show up because i’m ready for you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wicked for goodenings are now..jonathan bailey i hope you show up because i’m ready for you.
spongebob movie (2004) watchenings are now
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
spongebob movie (2004) watchenings are now
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they're putting eviolite in the water to make the unevolved pokemon gay
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
they're putting eviolite in the water to make the unevolved pokemon gay
hosting friendsgiving today so if any oomfs wanna come over, my house is on pretty girl avenue 😁
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
hosting friendsgiving today so if any oomfs wanna come over, my house is on pretty girl avenue 😁
this absolute generational hit
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this absolute generational hit
quitting my job to be a full-time osrs purist and sailing hater…excited to get high tonight though and watch videos of the gameplay only to realize i’m too high to understand the mechanics for myself
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
quitting my job to be a full-time osrs purist and sailing hater…excited to get high tonight though and watch videos of the gameplay only to realize i’m too high to understand the mechanics for myself
today being a total wash all before 10 am..yeah lets go home and try again in another 6-8 weeks after i’ve recovered
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
today being a total wash all before 10 am..yeah lets go home and try again in another 6-8 weeks after i’ve recovered
ketchup to my french fry
the sugar to my pop
my delectable obsession
the soda in my cup
the sugar to my pop
my delectable obsession
the soda in my cup
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
ketchup to my french fry
the sugar to my pop
my delectable obsession
the soda in my cup
the sugar to my pop
my delectable obsession
the soda in my cup
just beat the main game of legends z-a 😱 still have to catch all the pokemon in the last wild area and finish all the mini quests and research tasks to truly feel “complete” before moving on to 100 percenting with the screws and pokedex..but gorgeous game ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
just beat the main game of legends z-a 😱 still have to catch all the pokemon in the last wild area and finish all the mini quests and research tasks to truly feel “complete” before moving on to 100 percenting with the screws and pokedex..but gorgeous game ❤️
oomf being 6’7” during the 67 epidemic
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
oomf being 6’7” during the 67 epidemic
going ✈️ hallowedding
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
going ✈️ hallowedding
