Seymour (She/Her)
@seymoursheepie.bsky.social
♤ 30 year-old minor ♤ Queer Bitch ♤ NSFW ♤ Pro-Ship ♤ Just a lil bitbat in a sheep shaped mecha suit.
Law to force age verification online failed to pass multiple times in my state so they... tucked it into a budget bill and passed it.
This isn't even slightly the worst thing going on. It's just shit cherry on top of the rotting corpse sundae.
I'm so tired and so very trapped.
This isn't even slightly the worst thing going on. It's just shit cherry on top of the rotting corpse sundae.
I'm so tired and so very trapped.
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Law to force age verification online failed to pass multiple times in my state so they... tucked it into a budget bill and passed it.
This isn't even slightly the worst thing going on. It's just shit cherry on top of the rotting corpse sundae.
I'm so tired and so very trapped.
This isn't even slightly the worst thing going on. It's just shit cherry on top of the rotting corpse sundae.
I'm so tired and so very trapped.
Reading a book where a man not pushing his seed back into the m.c.'s pussy after fucking is a sign of his emotional turmoil.
(And when he does do it again, it's a heart warming moment.)
(And when he does do it again, it's a heart warming moment.)
September 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reading a book where a man not pushing his seed back into the m.c.'s pussy after fucking is a sign of his emotional turmoil.
(And when he does do it again, it's a heart warming moment.)
(And when he does do it again, it's a heart warming moment.)
WHO STEALS FOOD STAMPS?!
THIS SHIT IS NEXT LEVEL DESPICABLE
THIS SHIT IS NEXT LEVEL DESPICABLE
September 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
WHO STEALS FOOD STAMPS?!
THIS SHIT IS NEXT LEVEL DESPICABLE
THIS SHIT IS NEXT LEVEL DESPICABLE
John Wick's leg bones gotta be made outta the same shit as Wolverine's.
September 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
John Wick's leg bones gotta be made outta the same shit as Wolverine's.
Hold music doesn't need to be deep fried anymore so why are my ears being subjected to this?!
April 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hold music doesn't need to be deep fried anymore so why are my ears being subjected to this?!
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The School for Good and Evil books sure seem to have a fat phobia problem.
It's one thing when the pov is a character of dubious... character but when the good character pov also uses shitty language it becomes obvious it's a whole book problem.
It's one thing when the pov is a character of dubious... character but when the good character pov also uses shitty language it becomes obvious it's a whole book problem.
March 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The School for Good and Evil books sure seem to have a fat phobia problem.
It's one thing when the pov is a character of dubious... character but when the good character pov also uses shitty language it becomes obvious it's a whole book problem.
It's one thing when the pov is a character of dubious... character but when the good character pov also uses shitty language it becomes obvious it's a whole book problem.
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いつも遅れる💧
ハッピー💝バレンタイン
JRPG風💥🥦勝デ💐
ハッピー💝バレンタイン
JRPG風💥🥦勝デ💐
February 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
いつも遅れる💧
ハッピー💝バレンタイン
JRPG風💥🥦勝デ💐
ハッピー💝バレンタイン
JRPG風💥🥦勝デ💐
Welp, I was today years old when I found out the real life Balto got done dirty.
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Welp, I was today years old when I found out the real life Balto got done dirty.
Barbara and another suspicious bush.
February 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Barbara and another suspicious bush.
DO NOT TRUST BARBARA'S SUSPICIOUS BUSH.
February 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
DO NOT TRUST BARBARA'S SUSPICIOUS BUSH.
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Reading (and enjoying) a fantasy book which has trolls in it where their entire culture is basically just divided into dom(mes) and subs. Like they don't even have gender as a concept. Just dom(mes) and subs. I am thrilled and wish I could present myself to one of the troll dom(mes)...
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reading (and enjoying) a fantasy book which has trolls in it where their entire culture is basically just divided into dom(mes) and subs. Like they don't even have gender as a concept. Just dom(mes) and subs. I am thrilled and wish I could present myself to one of the troll dom(mes)...
Grocery store using a 2 for 2 sale to cover up a big price increase for a second time in the last 2 years, on the same item.
Giving Late Stage Capitalism a 0/10.
Giving Late Stage Capitalism a 0/10.
January 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Grocery store using a 2 for 2 sale to cover up a big price increase for a second time in the last 2 years, on the same item.
Giving Late Stage Capitalism a 0/10.
Giving Late Stage Capitalism a 0/10.
Transphobes who insist that gender is beholden to biology have the same vibe as folks who argue against ships/fanfic because it's not supported by canon.
January 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Transphobes who insist that gender is beholden to biology have the same vibe as folks who argue against ships/fanfic because it's not supported by canon.
For fuck's sake, which one of these apps/website keeps leaking my fucking email?!
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
For fuck's sake, which one of these apps/website keeps leaking my fucking email?!
Yeah, no, not only would I cross the street, I'd dip down the nearest side street and do my best to disappear. Cops are MORE dangerous than the average stranger, not less.
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Yeah, no, not only would I cross the street, I'd dip down the nearest side street and do my best to disappear. Cops are MORE dangerous than the average stranger, not less.
Reading a book about a woman who had half her soul stolen by a fae and many of the symptoms of having only half a soul resemble characteristics of adhd.
I feel I should be hunting down a fae for what has been taken from me.
I feel I should be hunting down a fae for what has been taken from me.
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Reading a book about a woman who had half her soul stolen by a fae and many of the symptoms of having only half a soul resemble characteristics of adhd.
I feel I should be hunting down a fae for what has been taken from me.
I feel I should be hunting down a fae for what has been taken from me.
Maximum Overdrive is 100% meant to be a comedy. There just ain't no way that was accidental.
November 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Maximum Overdrive is 100% meant to be a comedy. There just ain't no way that was accidental.
Tfw u recognize different types of fish and bugs almost exclusively because of Animal Crossing.
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Tfw u recognize different types of fish and bugs almost exclusively because of Animal Crossing.
That shit is just advertising.
People who are strong and powerful don't need to constantly talk about being powerful and strong, they simply are. In the same way, I don't think a place that is truly free and equal would need to constantly declare that it is.
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
That shit is just advertising.
People who are strong and powerful don't need to constantly talk about being powerful and strong, they simply are. In the same way, I don't think a place that is truly free and equal would need to constantly declare that it is.
November 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
People who are strong and powerful don't need to constantly talk about being powerful and strong, they simply are. In the same way, I don't think a place that is truly free and equal would need to constantly declare that it is.
Sometimes the ADHD goes BRrRrRR so hard that there is no physical way of getting the thoughts down fast enough.
November 21, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes the ADHD goes BRrRrRR so hard that there is no physical way of getting the thoughts down fast enough.
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Lily of the Valley 🐱
November 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Lily of the Valley 🐱