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Sezneg
@sezneg.bsky.social
Husband, father, insurance professional, gremlin.
Some of those shuffle grooves are pretty technically simple, until you have to play them high tempo for 3 minutes while singing.
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I have an employer branded/customized Claude instance that sorts attorney demands and contracts, and does a decent job when you ask it to list possible arguments for or against defending the claim. When treated like a tool and confirmed for accuracy, it’s pretty nice.
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It’s doable, but the track guide mechanism would be visible in the drawer facade, which would ruin the look since it needs to be able to engage with the other end of the track when the drawer facade reaches the opposite side. It would not look clean like this at all.
February 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Funding Alf on there would break the servers here.
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This fits waaaaaaaay too well, shit. Also if you don’t know who this character is, you need to watch the Venture Beothers immediately.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The struggle of politicians is figuring out how much of their own position do they actually believe. Rand and Massie believe more than the average politician which is admirable, even though what they believe is foolish/wrong. They are earnest fools.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This clip, and JDV saying the right needs to embrace this guy are going to be run nonstop in ads for the 28 primary by Rubio and suddenly people on the right will has permission to understand how evil and stupid this shit has always been.
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Undefeated rheory
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
My theory is someone at DHS had a dumb idea about grounding drones that blew up when it grounded planes.
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My bet is “something something drones at something something ICE detention location”
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
They already failed to indict a literal ham sandwich
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Me reading this tweet: why yes, this answer matters that’s tru…. What the fuck how did we get to this?
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The real failure was a media environment that did not even attempt to connect the dots to the very obvious “things that will happen” if one side’s stated policy goals happened. Even when the other candidate went to great lengths to make those things a campaign issue.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“So while you were on the island, you needed multiple people to watch your children. What were you doing that prevented you from parenting while you were there?”
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Looks like quite the paper trail to support charges of conspiracy to deprive rights to me.
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is the type of poll that causes 100 Trump posts on truth social after midnight once he sees it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
So that whole working group on enemies prosecution we heard a while back was meeting weekly… this was what they could come up with. lol, this is just “pacify the boss even though it has no shot of actually working”. 100%
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Dudes sowing the “no more dudes in dresses” line: wild applause

Dudes reaping during the no more diversity bits: awkward lack of any further applause and some nervous chuckling
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
“Zero political or cultural criticisms in show that started by turning a football field into a sugarcane plantation, you say?”
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
TIL: lady Gaga is not white.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Of note here is that it’s not just the calendar date being wrong, but the day of the week. That’s just a lot rarer to mess up.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Rattner and Tyson? Lot of rape adjacency in this food ad.
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The fifth circuit is what republicans used to claim the 9th circuit was.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Small scale landlord is very frequently a trap for people who think they are investing in passive income, and don’t realize the level of expense and personal involvement it takes to maintain even a small inventory of rented space.
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I used to have a graph of deaths in the line of contact pre-war and you could see that things were very quiet for the entire year leading up to the invasion. Zelenskyy wanted that section quiet as policy, he ran on that in his election.
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM