Steven Lombardi
@sfl.bsky.social
Author of Network Error, a YA dystopian sci-fi, and other things.
Always dreaming. Never sleeping.
https://www.amazon.com/Network-Error-Steven-Lombardi-ebook/dp/B0DF9F87SV/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=
Always dreaming. Never sleeping.
https://www.amazon.com/Network-Error-Steven-Lombardi-ebook/dp/B0DF9F87SV/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=
I thought about it... and maybe there isn't higher love?
August 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I thought about it... and maybe there isn't higher love?
My favorite thesaurus, Power Thesaurus, is now powered by AI. Aka the results are now shit!
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My favorite thesaurus, Power Thesaurus, is now powered by AI. Aka the results are now shit!
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Mary was in psychosis for 20 years; after she took immunosuppressants, the symptoms vanished. Her husband said it felt as if he were re-meeting the woman he used to know. “How come I lived all these years of darkness, and she suddenly looks normal to me?”
Mary Had Schizophrenia—Then Suddenly She Didn’t
Some psychiatric patients may actually have treatable autoimmune conditions. But what happens to the newly sane?
www.newyorker.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mary was in psychosis for 20 years; after she took immunosuppressants, the symptoms vanished. Her husband said it felt as if he were re-meeting the woman he used to know. “How come I lived all these years of darkness, and she suddenly looks normal to me?”
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I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
A win for Zohran is a loss for the corporate and foreign interests that flood elections with money to push their puppet candidates while not giving a single fuck about you and your fam.
June 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A win for Zohran is a loss for the corporate and foreign interests that flood elections with money to push their puppet candidates while not giving a single fuck about you and your fam.
How long before Republican lawmakers say they don't recall ever hearing a country named Iran?
June 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How long before Republican lawmakers say they don't recall ever hearing a country named Iran?
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Anyway, congrats to all the outlets that did this, nailed it
![BBC
Foreign policy
Harris has vowed to support Ukraine “for as long as it takes”. She has pledged, if elected, to ensure the US and not China wins "the competition for the 21st Century".
She has been a longtime advocate for a two-state solution between the Israelis and Palestinians, and has called for an end to the war in Gaza.
Trump has an [highlight] isolationist foreign policy [/highlight] and wants the US to disentangle itself from conflicts elsewhere in the world.
He has said he would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours through a negotiated settlement with Russia, a move that Democrats say would embolden Vladimir Putin.
Trump has positioned himself as a staunch supporter of Israel but said little on how he would end the war in Gaza.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u45hqzk7counfbwyg5edhmvi/bafkreiaij6z4y7xqwe22rhf2sla6k67otehagi577paetoxoq73j2vru5u@jpeg)
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Anyway, congrats to all the outlets that did this, nailed it
People who voted for the guy who bankrupted casinos say Zohran will bankrupt the city. I went ahead and ranked him #1.
June 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
People who voted for the guy who bankrupted casinos say Zohran will bankrupt the city. I went ahead and ranked him #1.
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law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.
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A man "impersonating a police officer" does not rule out an actual law enforcement officer.
Whenever an Afghan soldier or police officer went rogue, killing Americans in an insider attack, it was described as "a man dressed as an Afghan soldier" or a "man in an Afghan security uniform."
Whenever an Afghan soldier or police officer went rogue, killing Americans in an insider attack, it was described as "a man dressed as an Afghan soldier" or a "man in an Afghan security uniform."
June 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A man "impersonating a police officer" does not rule out an actual law enforcement officer.
Whenever an Afghan soldier or police officer went rogue, killing Americans in an insider attack, it was described as "a man dressed as an Afghan soldier" or a "man in an Afghan security uniform."
Whenever an Afghan soldier or police officer went rogue, killing Americans in an insider attack, it was described as "a man dressed as an Afghan soldier" or a "man in an Afghan security uniform."
Figures the day I switch to contact lenses, people post blurry memes.
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Figures the day I switch to contact lenses, people post blurry memes.
I thought writing was an exercise in empathy. But then my favorite authors go off and do something disappointing.
June 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I thought writing was an exercise in empathy. But then my favorite authors go off and do something disappointing.
Wild how Elon’s businesses would have likely fared better under a Democratic president. Essentially every Republican voter — Joe Schmos and 1%ers — are voting against their best interests.
June 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wild how Elon’s businesses would have likely fared better under a Democratic president. Essentially every Republican voter — Joe Schmos and 1%ers — are voting against their best interests.
I've been saying Trump was in the Epstein files way before it was trendy.
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've been saying Trump was in the Epstein files way before it was trendy.
Ever stop and think about how the “immigrants will steal our jobs” crowd wants tax cuts for AI companies?
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ever stop and think about how the “immigrants will steal our jobs” crowd wants tax cuts for AI companies?
We got a pet rabbit. Feeling blessed knowing animals are cool with the concept of electricity. Like, it won’t suffer ontological shock if I turn on lights in the middle of the night.
June 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We got a pet rabbit. Feeling blessed knowing animals are cool with the concept of electricity. Like, it won’t suffer ontological shock if I turn on lights in the middle of the night.
Picture it: you're eating spicy cottage cheese. It's spicy. Woof. Sweat forms. Then suddenly -- buzz -- your watch informs you that you've closed your exercise ring.
June 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Picture it: you're eating spicy cottage cheese. It's spicy. Woof. Sweat forms. Then suddenly -- buzz -- your watch informs you that you've closed your exercise ring.
My driving philosophy: Cheetah in the streets. Sloth in the lots.
May 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My driving philosophy: Cheetah in the streets. Sloth in the lots.
I don’t kill bugs in the house that eat other bugs. Not sure if this is counterintuitive? But ants — stomped on sight. The little jumping spider? He’s Lucas and he’s family. Those creepy centipede monstrosities? They’re the mustache battalion and we ride at dawn.
May 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don’t kill bugs in the house that eat other bugs. Not sure if this is counterintuitive? But ants — stomped on sight. The little jumping spider? He’s Lucas and he’s family. Those creepy centipede monstrosities? They’re the mustache battalion and we ride at dawn.
Who will win? The stupidest administration in history? Or the smartest university in the world? Place your bets.
May 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Who will win? The stupidest administration in history? Or the smartest university in the world? Place your bets.
In the last two days, I made up three Hello Kitty stories on the spot for my daughters………….. and the stories were fire 🔥🔥🔥
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In the last two days, I made up three Hello Kitty stories on the spot for my daughters………….. and the stories were fire 🔥🔥🔥
If I got a plane from a foreign government, my ass would fly straight to prison.
May 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If I got a plane from a foreign government, my ass would fly straight to prison.