mischief under starlight
@sfwarlock.bsky.social
Part-time elf.
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
I was playing Final Fantasy 14, a critically-acclaimed mmo of which you may have heard, last night and I found out that two of the people I regularly interact with were born in 1997 and 2002.
I felt like that guy at the end of Last Crusade.
I felt like that guy at the end of Last Crusade.
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was playing Final Fantasy 14, a critically-acclaimed mmo of which you may have heard, last night and I found out that two of the people I regularly interact with were born in 1997 and 2002.
I felt like that guy at the end of Last Crusade.
I felt like that guy at the end of Last Crusade.
he does not know how close he came to me putting an arrow through his skull.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
he does not know how close he came to me putting an arrow through his skull.
As Gollum hits the lava.
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As Gollum hits the lava.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
a Dawntrail Distraction of Santa, if you will...
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a Dawntrail Distraction of Santa, if you will...
Flashback to the time in I-forget-what when the people with the split stacks were *already* stacked on each other.
Everyone stacked. Everyone died.
Everyone stacked. Everyone died.
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Flashback to the time in I-forget-what when the people with the split stacks were *already* stacked on each other.
Everyone stacked. Everyone died.
Everyone stacked. Everyone died.
"Where's the rest of the pepperoni?"
"That's all there is, it's left."
"I see that it's left, where the heck did it go?"
"That's all there is, it's left."
"I see that it's left, where the heck did it go?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Where's the rest of the pepperoni?"
"That's all there is, it's left."
"I see that it's left, where the heck did it go?"
"That's all there is, it's left."
"I see that it's left, where the heck did it go?"
"Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things."
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things."
Mary Sue, what did you do.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mary Sue, what did you do.
There's also a "one-man band".
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There's also a "one-man band".
is this a lesbian with an axe or a lesbian who wears axe?
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
is this a lesbian with an axe or a lesbian who wears axe?
Marketing. Marketing thought it was a good idea and completely steamrolled the engineers, who clearly don't know what they're talking about, this is a great product, it'll make us ten million bucks.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Marketing. Marketing thought it was a good idea and completely steamrolled the engineers, who clearly don't know what they're talking about, this is a great product, it'll make us ten million bucks.
Soccer hooligan.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Soccer hooligan.
"The bully beats you up to get your lunch money? Well, if you REALLY wanted him to stop, you would just give him your lunch money. What, you don't like that plan? Well, I guess you just don't want peace..."
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"The bully beats you up to get your lunch money? Well, if you REALLY wanted him to stop, you would just give him your lunch money. What, you don't like that plan? Well, I guess you just don't want peace..."
"Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" has been used in my presence.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" has been used in my presence.