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Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives
The b3nds is a no skips album for me I'm ngl
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The b3nds is a no skips album for me I'm ngl
The day I can't eat cheese is the day I kms
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The day I can't eat cheese is the day I kms
my mom is pouting because I don't text her back asap bc I am working insane hours and I didn't call her on xmas but it was our first year hosting a holiday and she knew that and idk how to tell her to grow the fuck up without being rude but holy shit
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my mom is pouting because I don't text her back asap bc I am working insane hours and I didn't call her on xmas but it was our first year hosting a holiday and she knew that and idk how to tell her to grow the fuck up without being rude but holy shit
Lox bagels will save u fr
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Lox bagels will save u fr
@carrioncrows.bsky.social idk if u know but there's a de@th str@nding pop up shop in Tokyo rn!
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
@carrioncrows.bsky.social idk if u know but there's a de@th str@nding pop up shop in Tokyo rn!
Guy punched me in the shoulder after making a really unfunny joke today and I just had to smile through it and then he called my favorite manager a bitch and I was like well shes not to me 😭
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Guy punched me in the shoulder after making a really unfunny joke today and I just had to smile through it and then he called my favorite manager a bitch and I was like well shes not to me 😭
Lowkey I make the best gingerbread cookies
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lowkey I make the best gingerbread cookies
Huge shout-out to the fucking idiot that bought 5 super aggressive fish and a bunch of much smaller non aggressives and was getting attitude when I told him he was essentially paying $6 per non aggressive to feed the aggressive ones like sorry for trying to save you money lol
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Huge shout-out to the fucking idiot that bought 5 super aggressive fish and a bunch of much smaller non aggressives and was getting attitude when I told him he was essentially paying $6 per non aggressive to feed the aggressive ones like sorry for trying to save you money lol
I don't want to worrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk someone kill me
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don't want to worrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk someone kill me
we saw m@rty supreme tonight and theres a really beautiful scene where a jewish guy is describing how he found a honeycomb in a camp and slathered honey on his body to secretly feed his fellow prisoners later and it was such an emotional scene and literally the whole theater was laughing lol
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
we saw m@rty supreme tonight and theres a really beautiful scene where a jewish guy is describing how he found a honeycomb in a camp and slathered honey on his body to secretly feed his fellow prisoners later and it was such an emotional scene and literally the whole theater was laughing lol
i wake up i go crazy merry shitscram to me
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i wake up i go crazy merry shitscram to me
we are in the land down under
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
we are in the land down under
manager: hi bee there are pork sliders and mac and cheese in the back
me: oh thank you but i dont eat pork
manager: okay there is mac and cheese and brioche buns in the back
me: thank you
me: oh thank you but i dont eat pork
manager: okay there is mac and cheese and brioche buns in the back
me: thank you
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
manager: hi bee there are pork sliders and mac and cheese in the back
me: oh thank you but i dont eat pork
manager: okay there is mac and cheese and brioche buns in the back
me: thank you
me: oh thank you but i dont eat pork
manager: okay there is mac and cheese and brioche buns in the back
me: thank you
im acutally so pissed off about working 6-10:30 like you are wasting my time
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
im acutally so pissed off about working 6-10:30 like you are wasting my time
bury me with these pictures please
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
bury me with these pictures please
i got it again today help me lord
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i got it again today help me lord
okay. this tomato katsu curry udon i had today. jesus christ
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
okay. this tomato katsu curry udon i had today. jesus christ
THE SAME GUY DID HIS AGAIN BUT ADDED YEAH I THINK THE REMAKES SUCK BEFORE WALKING AWAY?????
some employee as im checking out: oh i love your hoodie is rezzie 4 your favorite
me: thank you yes it is
him: did you like the remake or nah
me: i really loved it i think they did a good job
him: oh. *walks away*
me: thank you yes it is
him: did you like the remake or nah
me: i really loved it i think they did a good job
him: oh. *walks away*
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
THE SAME GUY DID HIS AGAIN BUT ADDED YEAH I THINK THE REMAKES SUCK BEFORE WALKING AWAY?????
i want this sn0tacon button wtf
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i want this sn0tacon button wtf