Ginger (pre holiday season)
@sgtginger.bsky.social
Minneapolis (ish) based guy of thanks.
January is THE WORST month for the gym. Bring back the teenagers and get these god damn noobs outta here.
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
January is THE WORST month for the gym. Bring back the teenagers and get these god damn noobs outta here.
Go to Giulia in the Hotel Emery, eat all the things. Thank me later.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Go to Giulia in the Hotel Emery, eat all the things. Thank me later.
(Conservative pundit makes hit piece for YouTube)
Every Single Twin Cities TV Station: Hey we can do that too, we’re hard hitting journalists who aren’t afraid to go deep! Here’s some footage of us confronting a fraudster!
(Video of reporter shouting question at local deadbeat during bail hearing)
Every Single Twin Cities TV Station: Hey we can do that too, we’re hard hitting journalists who aren’t afraid to go deep! Here’s some footage of us confronting a fraudster!
(Video of reporter shouting question at local deadbeat during bail hearing)
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
(Conservative pundit makes hit piece for YouTube)
Every Single Twin Cities TV Station: Hey we can do that too, we’re hard hitting journalists who aren’t afraid to go deep! Here’s some footage of us confronting a fraudster!
(Video of reporter shouting question at local deadbeat during bail hearing)
Every Single Twin Cities TV Station: Hey we can do that too, we’re hard hitting journalists who aren’t afraid to go deep! Here’s some footage of us confronting a fraudster!
(Video of reporter shouting question at local deadbeat during bail hearing)
Note to self: if I am ever single again and need to find a woman, Home Goods.
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Note to self: if I am ever single again and need to find a woman, Home Goods.
At Home Goods: Elderly lady is chastising her husband because the decorative pillows are on sale but not on clearance.
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
At Home Goods: Elderly lady is chastising her husband because the decorative pillows are on sale but not on clearance.
EVERYONE:
The high schooler has blessed us with a family text letting us know he’s “coming downstairs soon”
The high schooler has blessed us with a family text letting us know he’s “coming downstairs soon”
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
EVERYONE:
The high schooler has blessed us with a family text letting us know he’s “coming downstairs soon”
The high schooler has blessed us with a family text letting us know he’s “coming downstairs soon”
Ok so we’re spending New Years watching the Stranger Things series finale and drinking Gin and Tonic‘s.
2026 boo ya!
2026 boo ya!
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Ok so we’re spending New Years watching the Stranger Things series finale and drinking Gin and Tonic‘s.
2026 boo ya!
2026 boo ya!
I have failed in my quest to get a 2025 wrapped. Therefore every one of you is my most important contact. Congratulations to all.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I have failed in my quest to get a 2025 wrapped. Therefore every one of you is my most important contact. Congratulations to all.
How do I get my year end Blue Sky circle thing? Google it? Google it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
How do I get my year end Blue Sky circle thing? Google it? Google it.
On my way to buy a rotisserie chicken.
a group of soldiers are marching through a forest
ALT: a group of soldiers are marching through a forest
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December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
On my way to buy a rotisserie chicken.
Ok, gonna test my musical theater limits with Jesus Christ Superstar. No plot, no set, no acting, all music. I’m four scotch’s in, let’s do this.
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ok, gonna test my musical theater limits with Jesus Christ Superstar. No plot, no set, no acting, all music. I’m four scotch’s in, let’s do this.
Nancy Wheeler:
a close up of a woman 's face with the words i choose violence below her
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words i choose violence below her
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December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nancy Wheeler:
Nancy Wheeler grows up to be MAGA royalty.
(This is satire about the fact that she solves every problem she has with a gun)
(This is satire about the fact that she solves every problem she has with a gun)
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nancy Wheeler grows up to be MAGA royalty.
(This is satire about the fact that she solves every problem she has with a gun)
(This is satire about the fact that she solves every problem she has with a gun)
And now….. the great Netflix migration to Stranger Things can be witnessed.
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
And now….. the great Netflix migration to Stranger Things can be witnessed.
Legitimate question: did we have a budget hole and just decided fuck it all we’re having the most expensive name from every genre available for this halftime show?
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Legitimate question: did we have a budget hole and just decided fuck it all we’re having the most expensive name from every genre available for this halftime show?
If I was a woman, and I had a sister. I guarantee there would NEVER be a mister who could come between us.
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If I was a woman, and I had a sister. I guarantee there would NEVER be a mister who could come between us.
Starting X-mas champagne. 🍾
T-minus 3 hours till White Christmas comes on.
T-minus 3 hours till White Christmas comes on.
a group of people are sitting at a table with a sign that says snow .
ALT: a group of people are sitting at a table with a sign that says snow .
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December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Starting X-mas champagne. 🍾
T-minus 3 hours till White Christmas comes on.
T-minus 3 hours till White Christmas comes on.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
I bought a box of Rochelle chocolates AND a bag of Hershey nuggets for stockings and the boys ate BOTH OF THEM!
I bought a box of Rochelle chocolates AND a bag of Hershey nuggets for stockings and the boys ate BOTH OF THEM!
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
I bought a box of Rochelle chocolates AND a bag of Hershey nuggets for stockings and the boys ate BOTH OF THEM!
I bought a box of Rochelle chocolates AND a bag of Hershey nuggets for stockings and the boys ate BOTH OF THEM!
Legitimate question for all people over 65 years of age:
What is it with you and Jeopardy? The show is fine, fun to guess the answers and all but jeezuz.
What is it with you and Jeopardy? The show is fine, fun to guess the answers and all but jeezuz.
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Legitimate question for all people over 65 years of age:
What is it with you and Jeopardy? The show is fine, fun to guess the answers and all but jeezuz.
What is it with you and Jeopardy? The show is fine, fun to guess the answers and all but jeezuz.
Me, sipping coffee, english muffin on the table, well rested and ready for the last day of work before X-mas.
Check the sports app, stock prices, daily brain puzzle, Blue Sky and.. wait Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix thing out? Since when? Oh people are gonna be mad about this.
Check the sports app, stock prices, daily brain puzzle, Blue Sky and.. wait Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix thing out? Since when? Oh people are gonna be mad about this.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me, sipping coffee, english muffin on the table, well rested and ready for the last day of work before X-mas.
Check the sports app, stock prices, daily brain puzzle, Blue Sky and.. wait Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix thing out? Since when? Oh people are gonna be mad about this.
Check the sports app, stock prices, daily brain puzzle, Blue Sky and.. wait Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix thing out? Since when? Oh people are gonna be mad about this.
(Private Military Chat I subscribe to): Trump’s making a huge announcement today!
(Me): This is goona be stupid isn’t it.
(Me): This is goona be stupid isn’t it.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and saying yes , it is .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and saying yes , it is .
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December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
(Private Military Chat I subscribe to): Trump’s making a huge announcement today!
(Me): This is goona be stupid isn’t it.
(Me): This is goona be stupid isn’t it.
You may live in the United States when you have to show your ID to buy cold medicine but then you also get a $10 Target gift card, which necessitates a second trip to the self check out lane by the helper kid.
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You may live in the United States when you have to show your ID to buy cold medicine but then you also get a $10 Target gift card, which necessitates a second trip to the self check out lane by the helper kid.
As I was typing this out McCarthy got strip sacked for a Giants TD
Reading the Star Tribune….
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As I was typing this out McCarthy got strip sacked for a Giants TD
Reading the Star Tribune….
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reading the Star Tribune….
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
God please not Lindell
Turn on the Vikes game….
Did they plan to ‘win’ this game?
Follow up: the high schoolers and Donald Trump ruined my workout last night and I’m toxic as fuck today.
Reply below for a personalized reason why you shouldn’t be having a good day either.
Reply below for a personalized reason why you shouldn’t be having a good day either.
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Follow up: the high schoolers and Donald Trump ruined my workout last night and I’m toxic as fuck today.
Reply below for a personalized reason why you shouldn’t be having a good day either.
Reply below for a personalized reason why you shouldn’t be having a good day either.