Your dentist was the cooler one.

Post them anyways. Use that number to as a goal to beat for the next year.

The line should be "Take a picture, it'll last longer." Hence the smirk.

Text messages too.

GW doesn't care about look and feel, they only care about protecting their monopoly on minis allowed in their tournaments. If any mini but theirs are allowed it cuts into their sales and they cannot have that.

Might I humbly suggest you try smoked gouda?

I did the same on my Green Machine.

Reminded that I once had a cat named Purrbuzz due to volume of his purr. Long live the loud purr!

FYI, Febreeze wipes out the chemical trails ants follow, so if you spray that down they get lost. Target whatever food source they found in your place and work out from there. Should help.

Without context these two texts slay.

This is the comment I was looking for. 😁

It looks like they're having a lynching around that tree. That's never good...

That means it is working.

Republicans in disguise. Less than meets the eyes.