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Charleston Chew wishes you luck.
A bicolor basset hound with a gaping mouth and lolling tongue. There is not a single thought troubling his giant bricklike noggin.
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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"Lunch Atop a Skyscraper," ironworkers sitting on a steel beam.
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Just gonna drop this here as a general response to half of the comments.
A man staring pensively into a mirror. There is overlay text saying, "Did I just argue with a joke?" and a bottom banner that says, "Part of a Bluesky educational series."
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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The xkcd "Average Familiarity" cartoon. https://xkcd.com/2501/
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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He looks like one of the Gentlemen from Buffy.
Four of the Gentlemen from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Hush." They are bald, with grey skin and uncomfortably wide grins. They are wearing black suits and ties, presumably because putting them in tracksuits and heelies would kill the vibe a little.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Full thread: www.reddit.com/r/confession...
A screenshot of a Reddit post.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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This has strangely similar energy.
A Far Side cartoon depicting two burglars looking over their shoulders at a man in a nightshirt holding a contraption that will launch a Doberman at them. The caption is, "Suddenly the burglars found themselves looking down the barrel of Andy's Dobie-o-matic."
January 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The meme image of Jackie Chan grimacing and holding his hands to his head.
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Poppy says it's important to relax.
A bicolor basset hound lying on her back with all four paws in the air and her ears splayed on the floor. She is the epitome of dignity and grace, if you don't know the definitions of "dignity" and "grace."
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Just gonna drop this here as a general reply to the comments.
A man staring into a mirror pensively with text overlay saying, "Did I just argue with a joke?" and a bottom banner saying, "Part of a Bluesky educational series."
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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A vintage ad for Old Gold cigarettes, featuring their slogan, "Not a cough in a carload."
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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George Lucas' directorial debut was the dystopian THX 1138.

It's the first thing I thought of when I saw that screenshot.
A scene from THX 1138. A view from above, through a metal grate, of many people with shaved heads wearing white uniforms, all crowded together.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If you put your ear up against his head you can hear the dial tone.
A bicolor basset with a lolling tongue, unburdened by thoughts.
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A "little drummer boy" cartoon where the drummer does a sick solo and baby Jesus holds up a lighter.
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Relevant xkcd:
xkcd cartoon (https://xkcd.com/1321/) illustrating how people forget how climate has changed over a relatively short time frame.
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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The "Disappointed Muhammad Sarim Akhtar" meme. A bald man in a plaid shirt and puffer vest has his hands on his hips and looks disgusted.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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As usual, there's a relevant xkcd.
An xkcd comic strip detailing the utility of a wrench for hacking passwords.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A small and portly basset hound, jaws agape, with a hand dangling noodles above him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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A small basset hound sitting rotundly on white tile with his mouth agape. A hand is dangling spaghetti above him. He looks uncannily like Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I think it's the truncated snout, but it's got a pleasingly porcine appearance.
A large, serene pig with a black face and several black spots on its back.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Awesome--here's mine.

Please remind everybody to check whether their employer matches donations. Mine does, so my donation went twice as far.
A receipt for a donation to a food bank.
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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An orange cat with mouth open and pupils dilated like it's staring into the face of god, in front of a galaxy-ish psychedelic background. This cat's mind has been blown more thoroughly than any other feline in history.
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The "you got me there" meme guy.
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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"Frankfurt Airport Mustard Udder" in the TMNT font.
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A panel from the Matt Bors cartoon in which a medieval peasant says "We should improve society somewhat" while a modern man, emerging from a well, replies, "Yet you participate in society! Curious! I am very intelligent."
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM