Or SeedNN

Have you scheduled your handsomeplasty yet? It's the only way to begin making amends with all those negatively impacted by this

*whispering while rocking in corner* “shoosh4crab isn’t real. Shoosh4crab cannot hurt me.”

I'm really tired and stared at this longer than I care to admit before I realized what I was looking at and that your horns weren't crab eyes...

I feel like your pricing should be reversed, but wait till my first order goes through to change it

As an atheist, this is my favorite use of the bible, other than quoting from Revelations in a creepy voice

Yeah, I always figured that a hobby streamer was someone who didn't really worry about the algorithm that much, just streamed what they felt would be most fun to stream without following any sort of new game meta or anything

Send them a picture of an Atretochoana eiselti. If you don't have a pic handy, just google it

"Having an existential crisis", you mean taking close up pictures of things that look like they could be dicks, right?

For me it was growing up going to church and then in college discovering I can be as loud as I want while I’m driving

Every movie poster was like a “Where’s Gleason?” game that you got to play. Excited kids pointing him out as they walk past the Cars 11 advertisement.

*quickly turns around*
Oh, hey. I didn't hear you come in