I know they're related, I just can't prove it

I wish I could just respond to this with "where else am I supposed to talk about the many felonies I commit on a a daily basis" or something like that, as a joke. But clearly that's a bad idea, so here we are.

69th like

I bet you're naked under those clothes.

First post I've seen from you, nice name btw

And her shirt is just wrong. Proves no one has ever tried hard enough with her.

"OH YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW BOI! I'M BOUTTA KRIS KRINGLE YOUR ASS"

Wait until he finds out that Winnie The Pooh isn't his real name.