I am a pillow dragon. Any time someone in my household gets a new pillow I take the old one, wash it, put it in a new case, and add it to the hoard. I currently have 6 full sized body pillows, about 10 various sized novelty pillows, and about 30 standard sized pillows on my queen sized bed.

A pop up seizure warning right before extra flashy/strobey bits

Ya know, it never specifies how bad/what kind of brain damage you get. If it's anything like what I've already got (highly traumatic birth that exacerbated my ASD) then I see no reason to try and get rid of it.
Also I'd pay to have +Anima turned into an anime, because it deserves it.

WÖDAHS, a book nook that comes in either fairy house or spaceship

ah good, a fitting consequence for people who insist on smelling like a perfume counter

meanwhile my brain just goes, "that moose's antlers are on upside down"

Sleeping Beauty, they literally animated to Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty

Of course, it's cosmically funnier

2 years here too, 4th and 7th grades. In the 4th grade we all had to do a detailed report on one of the counties, in the 7th grade, being in the western mountains region, we mostly learned about pioneers, western expansion and the effects of the civil war on the shaping of the territories.

Milkshake and Fries without hesitation. Either chocolate, vanilla, or mint then dip the fries in the shake and eat.

Fresh teeth or properly dried teeth? Because I don't recall my baby teeth bouncing when i dropped them (yes it happened with most of them).

Yakuza

just think of it as payment for the fire storm that has been your work lately

add confetti to that and I might be willing to watch