My grandfather left me a katana that he got from a Japanese officer and my family made sure to let us know that he got it the hard way

What's the bread recipe you're using?

once went to taco bell and they ran out of tacos, took it as a sign

Whenever family from the Northwest come to Texas or Oklahoma they are always surprised how loud the bugs can get at night

I got this yesterday from an email domain of reggaefan.com lol

Every line is incredible!

My got my partner to watch Dirty Work with me and she keeps quoting his character in it haha