Chase Shanahan
@shahanagans.bsky.social
Notary public in the state of New York
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The only record this Super Bowl is setting is most suicide hotline calls during the commercials
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The only record this Super Bowl is setting is most suicide hotline calls during the commercials
I didn't start comedy to create content. I didn't start comedy to sell merch. I started comedy to manufacture consent
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I didn't start comedy to create content. I didn't start comedy to sell merch. I started comedy to manufacture consent
Dinner at your rabbit in laws house
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dinner at your rabbit in laws house
who is rachel sennott and why is everyone telling me she’s the next gertrude stein
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
who is rachel sennott and why is everyone telling me she’s the next gertrude stein
Isn’t it crazy that lady’s name was Carrie A. Nation? That’s like if Julia Child was named “Broil A. Turkey”
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Isn’t it crazy that lady’s name was Carrie A. Nation? That’s like if Julia Child was named “Broil A. Turkey”
every year I watch the polar express to see if it gets less creepy
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
every year I watch the polar express to see if it gets less creepy
polar express is christmas elm street if freddy was tom hanks
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
polar express is christmas elm street if freddy was tom hanks
frankenstein 2025: the monster's actually your dad
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
frankenstein 2025: the monster's actually your dad
saw frankenstein. still not sure. will report back after further research.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
saw frankenstein. still not sure. will report back after further research.
of course the first russian android is drunk
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
of course the first russian android is drunk
(Finishes higher than trans athlete) They have an unfair advantage!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
(Finishes higher than trans athlete) They have an unfair advantage!!!
you see one of these babies in the bathroom you’re about to be blasted into a different dimension of dryness
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
you see one of these babies in the bathroom you’re about to be blasted into a different dimension of dryness
dick cheney's gonna shake up this year's devil of hell elections
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dick cheney's gonna shake up this year's devil of hell elections
so what are the global implications of canada losing the world series
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
so what are the global implications of canada losing the world series
the cafe car is the thinking man’s business class
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the cafe car is the thinking man’s business class
How could trump be racist? he just destroyed the 𝐹𝑎𝑟 𝑅𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 of the 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 House
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How could trump be racist? he just destroyed the 𝐹𝑎𝑟 𝑅𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 of the 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 House
How am I supposed to grope people when they’re at home?
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How am I supposed to grope people when they’re at home?
HR really is like the sex crimes division of work
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
HR really is like the sex crimes division of work
telling my kids this was nirvana
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
telling my kids this was nirvana
"Nothing out of the ordinary. That window's always open."
France: Louvre, government deny security shortfalls in heist
France: Louvre, government deny security shortfalls in heist – DW – 10/21/2025
Paris police continued hunting jewel thieves after Sunday's daring heist at the Louvre. Meanwhile, the museum and a minister tried to limit the damage of allegations of security and budget shortfalls helping the thieves.
www.dw.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Nothing out of the ordinary. That window's always open."
I think surprised Lincoln is in poor taste
October 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think surprised Lincoln is in poor taste
Drinking coffee from a keurig feels like I'm in the matrix sipping on zeroes and ones
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Drinking coffee from a keurig feels like I'm in the matrix sipping on zeroes and ones
Grok/Aura: That sounds tough. Have you tried driving really fast about it
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner.
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Grok/Aura: That sounds tough. Have you tried driving really fast about it
Late to the party but I'm here
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Late to the party but I'm here