Shain Mack
shaindev.bsky.social
Shain Mack
@shaindev.bsky.social
Dad 👦🏼👧🏼 | Husband | Entrepreneur | iOS engineer 👨🏻‍💻 | Former  Test Eng. | SmartHome Enthusiast💡| Most Wrong on the Internet Award Winner | He/Him
Yes
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Exactly! Yes, the people systematically dismantling the federal government are going to get your complaint and go “whoopsies! You’re right! Your loans are gone now”

Gives real “we’ve thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing” energy
February 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Stealing this. Thanks.
February 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Or “nExT eLeCtIoN wE nEeD tO…”

BITCH WHAT NEXT ELECTION?!
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I know, I feel like such a doom and gloom person now, but I’ve learned that I just don’t trust Americans to do a single positive thing and to expect the very worst.
Everyone on TikTok is like “they violated the FERPA act, tell them to discharge your loans!” And all I can think is report it to…who??
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Feel exactly the same.
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not to be a doomer, but I wouldn’t count on it.
February 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Couldn’t agree more. At the micro level you hear about bullies who never “got punched in the face for doing ____” and now at the macro level we’re seeing the results of that. Swift, unrelenting violence is what’s needed against these vile fascists.
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Poor seal waiting on his DoorDash like wtf.
February 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
But it’s not over so I’mma crack another beer rn. Wtf else am I gonna do.
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’d go sober for this to be over.
February 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ll have to try them someday when we’re not weighed down by fascism! For now, it’ll just have to be the local stuff I enjoy!

Actually, I wonder if I could grab that stuff at our duty free… 🤔
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Those look absolutely gorgeous!
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hell yeah!
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wishing you luck! And conflict free merging!
February 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Looks like what’s going on is merge conflicts
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It actually suggested adding a feature flag to make it an Easter egg and it was so polite I felt like I had to gentle parent it and say we could add some different Easter eggs later 😂
January 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I find if you have 2, as we also do, that one’s dumb and the other’s an asshole.
January 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
😂
I mean it wasn’t super complex regex, just some git branch naming rules
January 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM