Shaman BlackBear
banner
shamanblackbear.bsky.social
Shaman BlackBear
@shamanblackbear.bsky.social
Mystic Man & 2-Spirit࿇ Kitsune Messenger࿇ Inari Okami࿇ Healer ࿇ Spiritual Seer ࿇ Sensitive ࿇ Geomancer

Remember: when making ritual, important to spell everything right. Unless one is banishing then do it left.

#Vajrayana #Dzogchen #Meditation, AMA
Pinned
With greatest blessings to all whom answer the call, from Inari Okami, patron deity of Agriculture and Industry.

*What's your messenger?*
(Are you ready to receive?)
Inari: Introduction to the Japanese Deity of Foxes & Rice Cultivation (Japanese Mythology Explained)
YouTube video by Moon Books Publishing
www.youtube.com
When the Shopping Cloud crashes, falling from orbit and destroying it's own HQ, it may be revealed it was simply lonely and wanted to come home for Christmas.

Is there an orbital mechanic in the house?
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
#BLUESKY

When watching a youtube video, scrolling away ~stops~ the playing of the music.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY?!?!?!?!

WHAaliougda}
+qwre
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
@itmonks.bsky.social

Here's one for the magnetic fascinations:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u36Q...

"Pyrolytic" he say...
Paramagnetism and Diamagnetism
YouTube video by uclaphysicsvideo
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Been so discombogulatinataed lately, genuinely thought it was 3 or 4 in the morning.

Then again, maybe it's the Yezda Urfa.

Or both.
YEZDA URFA - 3, Almost 4, 6 Yea
YouTube video by ErichTheTorrnentor
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Lately, have been so disoriented, I genuinely thought it was three-in-the-morning.

Then again, it could be the Yezda Urfa.

www.psychedelicbabymag.com/2024/11/yezd...

Oh? Ohhh! Fasten your 4-points, progites.
Yezda Urfa | The Forgotten American Prog Rock Band Set for 'Boris' Reissue - It's Psychedelic Baby Magazine
Yezda Urfa’s unique blend of progressive rock, jazz fusion, and experimental sound made them one of the most distinctive bands of the ’70s underground scene, even though their music never fully receiv...
www.psychedelicbabymag.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And The Shaman Says:

Earthquake & tsunami this morning, explains why my geothermal undersea vent has been really tokin' it lately:

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...

Geologic disturbance = Earth is our bones.
Strong earthquake hits northern Japan, tsunami warning issued | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News
A strong earthquake has struck northern Japan. The quake struck off the eastern coast of Aomori Prefecture at 11:15 p.m. on Monday. Its focus was 54 kilometers deep, and the magnitude is estimated at ...
www3.nhk.or.jp
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Whenever the Corporate Personhood sees it's own reflection, it fights the damn thing to the death.

Mirrors everywhere!
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In an almighty god, creating a stone they cannot lift -
I've found it. It's the one in front of you, that only you can lift.

"It's only a fist-sized stone, a right river rock. I've a difficult time imaginin' why Jehovah might strugg... OW!

ROIGHT! WHO THREW THAT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkb...
stoned for saying jehovah (life of brian)
YouTube video by psk0812
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@itmonks.bsky.social

After the call, slept with some hardness.
As opposed to slept with a harness, I should be so lucky.
Esp in leather & warm flesh but...
(Yes, butt...) (save it for the girlfriend)

Meanwhile, speaking of representitial tensors:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penrose...
Penrose graphical notation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I learned a new word today!

Today's word of the day is:

"Apotheosis"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotheo...

"Barhop, make me one with everything."

POOF!

"You are now a deity."
Apotheosis - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Full Moon in Gemini today with Uranus in retrograde in Gemini.

Murphy's law today: Toast has three sides, all buttered. Floor is lava.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
www.the215guys.com/blog/google-...

This is why corporate hates science, it tells the truth.
Science Confirms Google Search Sucks Now
Google Search sucks now and a new study out of Germany has confirmed it.
www.the215guys.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
@itmonks.bsky.social

"Don't Trick The Monkey" is an actual song, only now played on the 'OZ.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthes...
Synthesia (video game) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@itmonks.bsky.social

Here's a candle for safe and classy travel:

www.imcdb.org/m90735.html

(Leave it to us to find the imCdb, movie cars database.)

1967 Volkswagen Fastback Sedan (background vehicle)

"Internet Inhabitant VW Movie Database"

A map of every VW in every movie, ever made.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"2-Quart French Press"

The play the coach calls at the away game, when it's 12 below.

*Official Referee places soccer ball on 50-yard line, tosses coin.*

"Away team pours first."
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's Thanksgiving morning, got out the 2-quart french press.

When guests arrive later I can make them coffee too.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"It started out as a party game..."

"First, I needed to decide how to integrate AI characters with a landline phone."

medium.com/@austinmutsc...
How I built an AI-powered Interdimensional Phone
A month before my 29th birthday, I got an idea: what if I used an AI powered landline phone as the centerpiece of my 90s-themed party…
medium.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pi timing a phone call: "Hey, you home, staying busy?"

Pi timing quantum physics: "Yea, let's talk. It's for a 35-nanosecond RMS offset."

"Cool"

www.hackster.io/news/austin-...

@itmonks.bsky.social
Austin Pivarnik Turns to CPU Busywork to Create the "World's Most Stable Raspberry Pi"
No, this isn't about crashes — but about getting timing drift down as low as possible by stabilizing the on-board crystal's temperature.
www.hackster.io
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@itmonks.bsky.social

Here's an obscure one:

PC Engine Fan, Sep '92

e-hentai.org/s/5f94d53ce5...
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Capt'ns Log: Successfully retrieved needed supplies from the surface, left warning buoy to passing ships:

"The continent's traditional hunger game season has started, any passing stranger is game."

Now I find out.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Here is me, seeking a technical definition of an english language word (and oh! Fuck you fuck all spellcheck - english language is not a proper noun!) - the word "want" qualified with an extra-detailed entymological description:

Search: "want defined enclycopedic"

#google:

oy.
vey.
doh.
duhr-duhr
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
*Autistic Logic:*

[Autist person, approaches norm person whom asks:]

Q: "What do you want?"

*Processing...*
(Want = lack)
Lack = "everything in the world that I am not, do not have, nor do desire."
into:
What do you everything in the world you are not?"

A: "..."

Q: "Are you stupid?"

A: :(
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This morning, I asked my spirit guides:

"What can I do to bring down corporate greed?"

A: "Leave them alone."

DAW FUCK!!!

That's no help at all!

*goes and smashes nothing, thrashes nothing, sits and acts stupid.*

THERE! THAT'LL LEARN EM!

*what?!?!?!*

This peace & love stuff is confusing!
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM