Jay
shamepig.bsky.social
Jay
@shamepig.bsky.social
i sell weapons on facebook marketplace
living in the north is unnatural
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
deciding between drinking beer and working out..... yeah this is what we call the stone cold steve austin lifestyle
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
it's quite an achievement that Chad Muska lived in racquetball glasses and a tank top for a whole year
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
explain it me like i'm 5,000. I have roamed the earth for 5 millennia, and will be here for many more but I can't understand how to sell my wares on Facebook Marketplace. my crude pottery did gangbusters in the year -3,000
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
adding someone as a friend on facebook in 2025 is darksided
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
spent 5 minutes on etsy and i became a retvrn guy
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shiva Nataraja, c. 1100, bronze.

Rockachu, c. 2025, 3d printed
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
has anybody figured out how to make 3d printed objects not look weird and shitty yet. why do they always have that nasty quality to them
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
trying to coach people at work that you can get your message across faster in corporate environments when you preface everything with oompa loompa doopity doo
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
pretty much until I was about 21 I would fuck with guys kicking us out of skate spots and say, oh you're gonna hit a minor?! watching them about to stroke out. worked every time
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
being 16-17 is really powerful because you have 90% of the faculties and physicality of an adult, but face 5% of the consequences. e.g. you could punch any adult but they can't punch you. it's like you're an off duty police officer for 2 years
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i was hoping i would be too low t to bald but instead i'm low t and bald
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
somehow believed i would never go bald when my dad is bald, his dad was bald, my mom's dad was bald, all her brothers are bald
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
when marilyn manson dies and goes to hell the devil is going to give him extra ribs
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
went bald before i could grow a beard which apparently will be never. my eyebrows however are growing rapidly
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
how can i be low t and balding. i thought i needed testosterone to bald
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the idea of becoming a really bad artist after 40 is sort of better than being a good artist up to now
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i always laugh thinking of this one line from songs for drella that's supposed to be Andy Warhol describing himself as "bad skin, bad eyes, gay and fatty." but it's just Lou Reed calling Warhol a gay fatty really
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
this app feels more like what twitter should be which is just posting meaningless garbage for no reason and i guess a few perverts posting penis photos
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
maybe i should become a real face avi guy
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
been trying to remember Peter Doig's name for weeks
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
people forget about the lol decline... there was a period from maybe 2004-2010 where millennials stopped using lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
when im looking back on my life mostly what i will have to show for it is a lot of hobbies i was really bad at but briefly intensely interested in
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i'm gatekeeping gatekeeping. we didnt even talk about gatekeeping while keeping the gates more kept than kids complain about while all the gates were demolished and removed 15 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
kind of sad kids today can never really get the full experience of gatekeeping
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM