ShampooCake
@shampoocake.bsky.social
A dude who gay and itelligent.
Yes, pfp is me.
Yes, pfp is me.
You could have made my day. Can we just pretend that he did? Just for a day? Pleeeaaaaase?
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
You could have made my day. Can we just pretend that he did? Just for a day? Pleeeaaaaase?
Did he? I mean I'm not surprised, he's in half-drag constantly.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Did he? I mean I'm not surprised, he's in half-drag constantly.
But don't mention the fracking.
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
But don't mention the fracking.
See? God was ugly once, too.
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
See? God was ugly once, too.
Doesn't it usually go "jerk 1 day rest 3, repeat"?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Doesn't it usually go "jerk 1 day rest 3, repeat"?
I thought the right was a moldy apple and I was all for it
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I thought the right was a moldy apple and I was all for it
I don't like the entire breed
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don't like the entire breed
twists your daddy
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
twists your daddy
Which are commonly shortened to Mel
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Which are commonly shortened to Mel
Which is short for Melonie, which came from meloncholy, which describes the yearning for melons
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Which is short for Melonie, which came from meloncholy, which describes the yearning for melons
My hole can clamp ur dick off
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My hole can clamp ur dick off
Does being dead inside count as all dead once I'm skinned?
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does being dead inside count as all dead once I'm skinned?
Throw some glitter and clap every time he climaxes
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Throw some glitter and clap every time he climaxes
Good thing I'm ugly as heck
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good thing I'm ugly as heck
We live in a world where the right to die has been taken from you, where you must live even though every day is agony.
Because they feel uneasy about that topic.
Because they feel uneasy about that topic.
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We live in a world where the right to die has been taken from you, where you must live even though every day is agony.
Because they feel uneasy about that topic.
Because they feel uneasy about that topic.