アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕
@shamr0cker.bsky.social
Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.”
I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s
Lost in the Sauce
I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s
Lost in the Sauce
Stranger Things S5 did a Pen15 by accident and it is also hilarious
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stranger Things S5 did a Pen15 by accident and it is also hilarious
Getting petrol at my local Tesco??
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Getting petrol at my local Tesco??
I think Jury Nullification is appropriate for non violent crime and drug offensive
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I think Jury Nullification is appropriate for non violent crime and drug offensive
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night
They blew up his house, too
And on the boardwalk, they're gettin' ready for a hell of a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do
They blew up his house, too
And on the boardwalk, they're gettin' ready for a hell of a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night
They blew up his house, too
And on the boardwalk, they're gettin' ready for a hell of a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do
They blew up his house, too
And on the boardwalk, they're gettin' ready for a hell of a fight
Gonna see what them racket boys can do
And a band of angels wrapped up in my heart
Will take me through the lonely night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Heaven can wait!!!
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear
Will take me through the lonely night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Heaven can wait!!!
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
And a band of angels wrapped up in my heart
Will take me through the lonely night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Heaven can wait!!!
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear
Will take me through the lonely night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Heaven can wait!!!
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear
The face I make when I have to come back to the office after I already left
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The face I make when I have to come back to the office after I already left
That’s the stuff
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That’s the stuff
Oh yeah, he did that shit
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oh yeah, he did that shit
I am not not having an existential crisis writing my own warrant. That must have been weird signing that bill into law
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I am not not having an existential crisis writing my own warrant. That must have been weird signing that bill into law
Hearing about Baked Alaska again?!?!?
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Hearing about Baked Alaska again?!?!?
Thank you Godzilla
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thank you Godzilla
He should take a Summers Vacation (oh yeah!!)
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
He should take a Summers Vacation (oh yeah!!)
This is just this simpsons meme. Trump getting the Martin treatment from Cruz
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is just this simpsons meme. Trump getting the Martin treatment from Cruz
Microsoft Teams, ass to ass logo
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Microsoft Teams, ass to ass logo
Hating the accounting firm and AI both being punished for being stupid and lazy
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hating the accounting firm and AI both being punished for being stupid and lazy
Friend: What the new Anime are you watching??
Me: Sanda, basically sexy Santa in future Japan
Me: Sanda, basically sexy Santa in future Japan
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Friend: What the new Anime are you watching??
Me: Sanda, basically sexy Santa in future Japan
Me: Sanda, basically sexy Santa in future Japan
Blowing Clinton would be the ultimate betrayal to MAGA. I guess Trumps added to the Clinton Body Count, just not that one
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Blowing Clinton would be the ultimate betrayal to MAGA. I guess Trumps added to the Clinton Body Count, just not that one