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Shamu_Sam
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there’s gonna be subscription fees for any and all services. my head will explode if I have to “unlock” a basic function
February 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
facts don’t matter. we need to stop saying “seeeeeee, I told you!!”

find a better game plan, this one is from 2015 and it didn’t work
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
there’s humor in this timeline??
February 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what kind of “minute” are you referring to?

you got the wrong timeline, bro
February 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
man, how times have changed. that was the one grave I wanted to piss on. now I have like 15. in any case, may they all expire soon
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
after a years long legal battle re: J6 resulting in a bunch of pardoned felons and immunity for the culprit, I am confident this legal action will resolve itself in 4 years with zero consequences
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
all bums and losers sadly
January 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Koshien
November 30, 2024 at 1:29 PM
November 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I don’t know but there’s a soul trapped in that other house
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I’m never on Facebook, NEVER, aside from scrolling marketplace occasionally. whenever I see my page, it’s always some fake nature sh*t
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
don’t give anyone any ideas. Tr*mp might put Ba*er in charge of the USOC or something
November 22, 2024 at 1:46 AM
pardoned in 2 months I bet
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 PM
but will there be nazis 🤔
November 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM