Shamus Stratton
@shamusstratton.bsky.social
Doomed Eagles fan in BC(Randal got me hooked)
It's a Ponzi scheme backed by hopes and dreams. It's only real purpose is to launder money. How are people still surprised by this? You can't have your money or we can't service our loans....super legit.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's a Ponzi scheme backed by hopes and dreams. It's only real purpose is to launder money. How are people still surprised by this? You can't have your money or we can't service our loans....super legit.
Normally I'm against coming off the bench during an altercation, but the league should have an exception for cases when you do it to swing on Miles Bridges.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Normally I'm against coming off the bench during an altercation, but the league should have an exception for cases when you do it to swing on Miles Bridges.
no, because the dog survived the ad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
no, because the dog survived the ad.
he's tried to throw a pick a few times tonight, but it's not going to matter.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
he's tried to throw a pick a few times tonight, but it's not going to matter.
The stock market is not the economy. It's rich people gambling on each other's companies.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The stock market is not the economy. It's rich people gambling on each other's companies.
what do you mean my untraceable, unregulated pyramid scheme will be used for evil. Bunch of clowns.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
what do you mean my untraceable, unregulated pyramid scheme will be used for evil. Bunch of clowns.
perhaps it's time for the NBA to consider relegation
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
perhaps it's time for the NBA to consider relegation
sick burn bro, super relevant
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
sick burn bro, super relevant
Alternatively Woolen could stop doing dumb shit right in front of the refs.
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Alternatively Woolen could stop doing dumb shit right in front of the refs.
lol, I've been cheering for them for almost 40 years. Feel free to fuck all the way off and mute if you don't like my opinion child.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
lol, I've been cheering for them for almost 40 years. Feel free to fuck all the way off and mute if you don't like my opinion child.
He's below avg if the o line isn't the best in the league. The skill players are all top tier. Starting QBs tend to get the blame when the offense is bad. If he learns how to read a defense, throw over the middle to wide open dudes, and not run out of clean pocket I'll change my mind.
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
He's below avg if the o line isn't the best in the league. The skill players are all top tier. Starting QBs tend to get the blame when the offense is bad. If he learns how to read a defense, throw over the middle to wide open dudes, and not run out of clean pocket I'll change my mind.
since he doesn't run anymore, what skill set does Hurts have outside of throwing 50/50 balls to Brown and Smith? Since he has repeatedly shown that he can't or won't throw across the middle?
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
since he doesn't run anymore, what skill set does Hurts have outside of throwing 50/50 balls to Brown and Smith? Since he has repeatedly shown that he can't or won't throw across the middle?
nothing like an American trying to lecture someone else on health care diagnoses being a death sentence.
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
nothing like an American trying to lecture someone else on health care diagnoses being a death sentence.
One of the rare occasions where imperial measurements are better. I have 15.24+ centimeters for you just doesn't hit the same way.
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
One of the rare occasions where imperial measurements are better. I have 15.24+ centimeters for you just doesn't hit the same way.
If mothefucker!? Grow a pair of balls. Would you say let's rein in the lawlessness of the Gestapo or Stasi? You tear them up by the roots and prosecute every last one of them. They should all be shunned and remembered until the end of time. Do your god damn job.
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If mothefucker!? Grow a pair of balls. Would you say let's rein in the lawlessness of the Gestapo or Stasi? You tear them up by the roots and prosecute every last one of them. They should all be shunned and remembered until the end of time. Do your god damn job.
he doesn't have a single reputable sports take, his so called specialty. Why on earth would anyone care what he has to say? Stephen A is a naked opportunist who only cares about himself.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
he doesn't have a single reputable sports take, his so called specialty. Why on earth would anyone care what he has to say? Stephen A is a naked opportunist who only cares about himself.
Or we could immediately fire Sirianni because he doesn't coach either side of the ball, and the vibes are awful. Then hire a good OC as HC, and just let Vic run the defense. Or we could just keep spending the most money in the league on offense, while still being in the bottom 10.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Or we could immediately fire Sirianni because he doesn't coach either side of the ball, and the vibes are awful. Then hire a good OC as HC, and just let Vic run the defense. Or we could just keep spending the most money in the league on offense, while still being in the bottom 10.
it's a revolving door until they finally fire Sirianni. Bad OC will get fired to save Sirianni, good oc gets a hc job. It's why teams hire all the good OCs as HCs, so you don't lose them every year, and why "CEO" coaches are rare because like what do they actually do if they dont coach off or def?
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it's a revolving door until they finally fire Sirianni. Bad OC will get fired to save Sirianni, good oc gets a hc job. It's why teams hire all the good OCs as HCs, so you don't lose them every year, and why "CEO" coaches are rare because like what do they actually do if they dont coach off or def?
"Responsibility falls on my shoulders. So even though I hired him and every other bad coordinator we have had, I'm demoting Kevin while keeping my job(what do I do again?). Thats real leadership." Fixed Nick's statement for him.
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Responsibility falls on my shoulders. So even though I hired him and every other bad coordinator we have had, I'm demoting Kevin while keeping my job(what do I do again?). Thats real leadership." Fixed Nick's statement for him.
he has no excuse. he can't pick a good coordinator, has nothing to do with the defence, and his offence is terrible. Also the vibes are terrible So what does he do?
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
he has no excuse. he can't pick a good coordinator, has nothing to do with the defence, and his offence is terrible. Also the vibes are terrible So what does he do?
Does he want to come out of retirement to play for the Eagles? Get another ring just in case Mahomes plays 20 years as well.
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Does he want to come out of retirement to play for the Eagles? Get another ring just in case Mahomes plays 20 years as well.
At least we can stop pretending the offense is fixed after beating up 2 bad teams chanting "1,2,3 Cancun!"
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At least we can stop pretending the offense is fixed after beating up 2 bad teams chanting "1,2,3 Cancun!"