Shana
@shanamd.bsky.social
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In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.
Original tweet stating “can you believe that Philadelphia is the center of the universe.”
I quote tweeted this with a response that includes that astronaut meme where one guy is holding a gun to the other’s head, and captioned it “always has been.”
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I can't say I wouldn't be interested.
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He's right thurr. (i'm sorry)
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Oooh and for where I grew up: Lancaster.
Drives me NUTS when people say it wrong.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Water is the easy choice.
Passyunk is the one that sticks out for me.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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👀
I do, in fact, live near Manayunk…
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WITH A FACE. look at him, so cute.
A tattoo of a pierogi with a face
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I should get a pierogi tattoo.
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Please tell her she is gorg.
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This is making me feel icky.
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Speaking at a church, Jack Ciattarelli suggested he be called “big daddy” instead of governor if he wins:

“…his grandchildren do not call him grandpa. …They call him big daddy, and I was thinking when we win this race I kind of like that better than governor. Big daddy.”
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Actually, I found Monty because of social media. And then Sophie (same rescue).

The Phillies and Packers communities I've found here have been wonderful (aside from one asshole that I will continue to wish lives a life full of minor inconveniences).
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Everyone is posting all of these awesome things, and I'm just here like "no..."
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Not typically, and I'm not quite sure I'd be into that after seeing a reproduction of his dead skin mask.
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"Gave him access to all your PII. Sorry about that!"
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I started listening to him *because* they hate it. I don’t understand most of it, despite my almost Spanish minor in college, but he’s got bops.
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I taught my younger brother how to read with it! That’s why I buy it for expecting moms. 🥹
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NYT later: “Turns out he actually has none!”
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Have they declared that Charlie south should be a bigger artist?
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Went to Barnes and noble for some Philly children’s books for my friends’ upcoming baby. Got those along with a little something for me. (Also why the hell is the York Fair mentioned in “Night Night Philadelphia”?)
One fish two fish red fish blue fish; Night Night Philadelphia; Hello Philadelphia!; and Dr. Mutter’s Marvels.
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John Oliver did a segment on him. I don’t remember much, but I do remember he’s got a Canadian version of the same song.
Lee Greenwood: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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“Cause I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know blah blah”
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I’m disgusted with myself, acting as the horny police. Smh.
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It’s not even noon, sir.
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Friends are currently sharing baby shit stories, which is another thing making me question whether or not I’d like to have children.