My kid wasn’t really affected by the time change because she already keeps weird hours but the dog is PISSED his dinner is an hour late

Bubba can’t quite pronounce “sp” or “sm” so spider sounds like fider and smack sounds like fuck 🫠

My child just told her first lie lol. She asked Greg for more ice cream and he said no, then she came to me and said “mommy more ice cream daddy said yes” and then I died laughing

Had a play date today and went for a walk and both kids INSISTED on carrying bags of dog poop and were super excited about it. Toddlers are weird, man.

Finally managed to read a library book off my holds list before it got sent back and it was only meh

I got Invisalign last week and I’ve now realized I don’t get to savour hot autumn beverages and it’s a bit depressing

If Adobe Acrobat is gonna cause me to ragequit it may as well be at the end of the workday

Our neighbour across the street brought us some tomatoes from his garden and then I saw him go back for more to take to another neighbour and I never expected to have a tomato dealer but it’s pretty great

This kid is currently completely enthralled with “eating” water out of a bowl with a measuring spoon. I wonder if she’ll do this every day

I asked bubba what she wanted for breakfast, assuming she would choose one of our regular options. She thought for a moment and said, “cake!”

This kid is hilarious. She pretends to talk on the phone and says “hello, bubba speaking, goodbye.” Not sure where she got that but it’s awesome

I guess I’m here now too