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Shanny B
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Michigander in Chicago (my heart is in Detroit)

Lions 🏈, Tigers ⚾️, and Hair 💇‍♀️💈 o my

Follow my chronically ill journey 🙂 #MALS #POTS #hEDS
Amon-Ra has the Trump dance curse…
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone please assure me St. Brown wasn’t doing the Trump dance
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does Joe Davis need to go to the optometrist?
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“I love pineapple. It’s a great, great fruit.”
This is the best banter your broadcast team has got?
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I have been torturing myself going on Twitter all postseason, why am I not here instead
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tell teenage Shan that someday she’ll have a husband who brings her flowers for playoff games 🥰
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If Justin Bieber is going to randomly drop a worship song on his album could he please give me a trigger warning? I do not want to lift a name on high!!!
July 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I know I’m only 3 days Post Op (and on oxy) but I think my surgeon just changed my life.
June 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Packing and apartment hunting when you are in a huge flare up is NOT IDEAL. I wish I wish could fast forward two months from now ✨
April 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My surgery consultation is finally scheduled!!!! Just gotta hang in there until May 13th and keep the hope! #MALS
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My GI doctor moved my appointment up from late June to THIS FRIDAY 🎉🎉🎉 please fix my celiac artery 😫😫
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The good news is that my new blood pressure medication works very well. The bad news is that I haven’t pooped in 4 days (despite being on a 2,600 dollar laxative) 💩
March 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
One person in this waiting room is watching AI videos extremely loud, the other is having Siri explain what a CT scan is, at an extremely loud volume. Boomers please 😭
March 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I never want to hear that Lady Gaga song again, March Madness
March 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“I’d like to apologize for my actions on third base yesterday” is one of the funniest quotes I’ve ever seen.
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m sitting on my front porch, and for some reason I am so calmed by the mere sight of a major league ballpark (even if it’s my least favorite team? So odd?
March 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The funniest Kalamazoo Reddit post I’ve ever seen. Their gut was indeed right, bi0chem was in the Reddit
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh wow Bluesky feels like OG Twitter now that I found my old pals! Hi everyone!! I missed you!
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Happy Birthday, #Chicago! AND it’s on Paczki Tuesday this year! 🇵🇱🩵♥️

thank you to my husband for waiting outside of Pticeks at 4 AM to ensure I got my annual strawberry and whipped cream!!!
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is there a reason the air conditioning is on full blast in this red line train on February 28????
February 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I stand at my counter casually eating pineapple, my POTS:
February 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When I say I am experiencing exhaustion after last week, I mean I literally fell asleep on the dang toilet this morning. 😴
February 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This will be my most played song of 2025, guaranteed.
Chappell Roan is seemingly gearing up to release new single ‘The Giver.’

Fans can hear snippets of the track by calling her new fan number.
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Rachel Dratch just poured a glass of Ensure on #SNL and I’ve never related to Debbie Downer more than this moment
February 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why am I so embarrassed to have Benson Boone on my tv
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM