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Shane Afsar
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✍️ tech, parenthood, home improvement
💼 software eng leader | 🌐 New York
kabob enthusiast
Wife: (positive intent) your hairstyle right now looks like that guy from White Lotus
Me:
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Whenever I’m doing a git rebase and have to figure out what “current” vs “incoming” means
March 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bosch has been sending these thirsty notifs and I can’t figure out why
February 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Found the reason. Banana mode was enabled, duh.
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me: Returns from a peaceful 3-day weekend, ready to ease back into work.
My laptop: 🟡
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Did not expect this crossover nod between two AppleTV+ series
February 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The AppleTV app really needs to incorporate if you’ve already watched the latest episode before sending a push notification. Also, that was a great episode of Severence.
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I *just* noticed that bluesky favicon & formatting seems to be supported on GitHub profiles, but not threads.
January 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Found a bunch of these sets gathered together with a bunch of baby toys at a retailer nearby. I guess start them young on chemstry?
December 8, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Wooo, finally getting those Apple Intelligence notifications.
October 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Customs *and* USPS are on the case! 😂

Even if this works 0.1% of the time, it’s unfortunately all these scammers need.
September 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #32,708!
September 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Was looking up while laying down, and this reminded me of the bluesky loading screen
July 27, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Trying out threads
July 5, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Forgot to share a console output!
July 5, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Looks like the ScoreMyWordle bot on the birdsite finally got hit with the API changes. Gotta bring it to bluesky!
June 12, 2023 at 4:12 AM
WWDC feeling like:
June 5, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Guys, I think aliens are going to invade. My kid is filling up a bunch of cups of water to leave around the house.
May 21, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Me trying to find the Berkeley researchers who advocated for starting meetings 5min after so I can convince more people
May 19, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Well, I won’t quit my day job.
May 12, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Bluesky needs more birds.
May 5, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Had to be done
May 3, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Bluesky needs more groundhog content.
May 3, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Slack, with an interesting button/label layout on my "Later" tab. 🤔
May 2, 2023 at 4:53 PM
My biggest tweet of all time was this throwaway GPT-3 test. Thank you to the six retweeters 🥲
May 2, 2023 at 3:31 AM