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Shane Wilson
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Writer, cast member of Whirled News Tonight, contributor to 366 Weird Movies, co-host of The Completists, father of 1 brilliant son.
Did the chip take a knee in front of Manhattan?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
So, F1: the story of a man who believes everything he thinks and does is correct, and thrillingly has that belief confirmed. Also, he succeeds by repeatedly exploiting loopholes in the rules to gain personal advantage, and achieves his ultimate triumph in the heart of a petrostate.

Blergh.
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM
There’s never an FYC ad when you need one.
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Not enough demons hunted.
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Kerry Condon asks, “Why are you here, Sonny?” And Brad Pitt replies, “It’s not much of a story.” And I holler, “Sure isn’t!”
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Think Joe will check the “publish my ballot” box this year?
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
“Bob, when you’ve got a minute, I want to go over some of these survey results. I think you’re going to be surprised by the numbers we’re seeing, and I suspect they’re going to have a significant impact on our strategy for 2026 AND 2028.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
INT. BLACK ROCK

CLOSEUP on CRONKITE driving a spike into ELLISON’s skull.

CRONKITE
And that’s the way it is, m*****f*****.
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
One never knows when one is going to stumble into the wrong synagogue…
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Obviously a fan of golems.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Gordon is wonderful. I loved on 30 Rock when Tracy included him as a member of the Black Mafia.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
And Linda! (I should quit while I’m behind.)
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, and Gordon!
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Susan and Maria are still with us.
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM