if aj preller shows up with a fresh root melt balayage i will bash my own head in with a baseball bat

i absolutely need to have the coolest hair at winter meetings but i also don’t want to spend $400 on getting it done which is why i’m spending my friday bleaching my roots

this is not a knock against ikf so much as it is a knock against the concept of 30-year deals

thank you!! 💙 in the meantime i will simply have to settle for being incredibly smug that i was the only one who correctly predicted a dodgers/jays ws matchup all the way back in march (out of sheer delusional cope lmao)

there are definitely more things but i’m too emo to think about them right now, so i’m gonna go paint my living room about it. see you all in orlando for winter meetings 🫡

2. WBC!! this is the first year since we’ve partnered with NPB and the first time since Hawk-Eye was installed in Tokyo Dome, meaning we’ll be able to provide more extensive data for games played there.

1. we’re going to be working on rolling out ABS to all 30(!!) MLB parks next season!! this is the biggest rollout we’ve ever done, and i did kind of cry a little at the thought of having to support 15 brand new ABS venues simultaneously on opening weekend, but i’m still excited

i will leave the looking back on this season to people more eloquent than me, and i’m probably gonna go watch some anime about how emo i right NOW, but i can’t lie and say i’m not excited looking forward to what we at BDP have in store for next year!!!

i’m gonna go to bed

“WHAT A BUNT! CALL IT A CAKE”
-my friend just now

they should invent a rally ladder that is actually comfortable to sit on, my back hurts

I AM NOT DOINT FINE IVER HERE NVM

i’m ngl i’m starting to overheat in this sweater but i can’t take it off bc every time i’ve worn it for the whole game the jays have won

i’m doing JUST FINE over here thanks for asking

dan shulman just called it ernie clement time…. that’s so cute 🍊

ernie clement, a guy you have never heard of before this year unless you’re a complete sicko, has just set the major league record for hits in a single postseason

hoffman coming for the four out save

my heart rate is perfectly totally normal rn

we are on square four rn