Shannon
@shanniej18.bsky.social
My neighbor’s kid got a drum set for Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My neighbor’s kid got a drum set for Christmas
I will never* get tired of seeing seeing uninformed IVF takes that you should just retrieve and fertilize one egg at a time.
*always
*always
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I will never* get tired of seeing seeing uninformed IVF takes that you should just retrieve and fertilize one egg at a time.
*always
*always
It’s crazy that you make up a specific way to write your name in like middle school and that’s the government’s official way to certify you for the rest of your life
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It’s crazy that you make up a specific way to write your name in like middle school and that’s the government’s official way to certify you for the rest of your life
I don’t have the social skills to know if you’re reaching out to me to ask how I’m doing in a “hey just thinking about you” kinda way or in a “I genuinely want to know how you are” kind of way so I’m just gonna bitch about my problems if you give me permission 🤷🏻♀️
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I don’t have the social skills to know if you’re reaching out to me to ask how I’m doing in a “hey just thinking about you” kinda way or in a “I genuinely want to know how you are” kind of way so I’m just gonna bitch about my problems if you give me permission 🤷🏻♀️
On my seventh week of postpartum bleeding
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
On my seventh week of postpartum bleeding
Okay enough about Karoline Leavitt. Can we talk about Vance standing next to a flag with “e pluribus unum” on it??
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Okay enough about Karoline Leavitt. Can we talk about Vance standing next to a flag with “e pluribus unum” on it??
Shoutout to my doctor for capturing my essence tho
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Shoutout to my doctor for capturing my essence tho
If anyone ever posted a picture of me that close up you would never see me again
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If anyone ever posted a picture of me that close up you would never see me again
Went to the OB today and they were just like “oopsie! Guess we know better for next time!” I want to die 🫠
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Went to the OB today and they were just like “oopsie! Guess we know better for next time!” I want to die 🫠
Hey friendly heads up that “how are you feeling about your dead baby?” Is not waiting in line small talk xx
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hey friendly heads up that “how are you feeling about your dead baby?” Is not waiting in line small talk xx
I saw a TikTok of a girl having a panic attack while scheduling a dr appt and some dude commented “why would that be stressful?” And just like imagine having absolutely zero social anxiety. Insane.
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I saw a TikTok of a girl having a panic attack while scheduling a dr appt and some dude commented “why would that be stressful?” And just like imagine having absolutely zero social anxiety. Insane.
I just wish I could tell my baby how sorry I am that my body failed him
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I just wish I could tell my baby how sorry I am that my body failed him
I just want pretty things
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just want pretty things
Not bigger than the whole sky being my most played song 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not bigger than the whole sky being my most played song 🫠
My brother’s wife is now the only NP at my fertility clinic and they have the NPs do all the vaginal ultrasounds 😳🫠
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My brother’s wife is now the only NP at my fertility clinic and they have the NPs do all the vaginal ultrasounds 😳🫠
Is there a “retail therapy” stage of grief?
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is there a “retail therapy” stage of grief?
I think we should go back to that year and a half where Taylor swift wore headbands across her forehead for some reason
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I think we should go back to that year and a half where Taylor swift wore headbands across her forehead for some reason
Yes I’m dramatic, but who else is going to be dramatic about my life
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes I’m dramatic, but who else is going to be dramatic about my life
PSA: this happens after stillbirth too. Though the reason is slightly more apparent
WHO ARE WE? PREGNANT PEOPLE!
WHAT DO WE WANT? TO GO A SINGLE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT CRYING AT AN INCONVENIENT TIME FOR NO APPARENT REASON
WHAT DO WE WANT? TO GO A SINGLE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT CRYING AT AN INCONVENIENT TIME FOR NO APPARENT REASON
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
PSA: this happens after stillbirth too. Though the reason is slightly more apparent
Sure, it’s a fucked up situation and I hate it, but it is kinda fun that I got to do a practice birth with a 1lb baby before I (hopefully) give birth again
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sure, it’s a fucked up situation and I hate it, but it is kinda fun that I got to do a practice birth with a 1lb baby before I (hopefully) give birth again
Went to look at a bunch of old tweets and it’s basically a wasteland where none of the quotes or replies show up since so many people have deleted their accounts
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Went to look at a bunch of old tweets and it’s basically a wasteland where none of the quotes or replies show up since so many people have deleted their accounts
“You’re so strong/brave for going through this”
Is there another option?? Please tell me, I’m literally begging you
Is there another option?? Please tell me, I’m literally begging you
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“You’re so strong/brave for going through this”
Is there another option?? Please tell me, I’m literally begging you
Is there another option?? Please tell me, I’m literally begging you
Taylor swift stop putting hokey lyrics in songs that are otherwise poetic masterpieces challenge
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Taylor swift stop putting hokey lyrics in songs that are otherwise poetic masterpieces challenge