East coast, west coast, being outside in the winter and shredding is where it’s at. I mean, either this or boozing. To be fair alcohol hasn’t broken my shoulder yet

Well, I can go back to not caring about football. KC once again beats the Bills, Washington collapsed 2nd half and now I’m back to deciding which fan base I hate less. Might root for the Birds only because Saquon, but, eh.

Who made this? Ahahaha

I can’t hack these super early flights - insomnia all night, get to the airport at 5, choose to eat a sugar waffle bacon egg and cheese and then proceed to load it with maple syrup like the piece of shit I am, ready to start the day right

I think it’s fair to refer to burrata as “uppity mozzarella”

the updated designs for the monster cereals are shameful, to me. that is not the boo berry i know and recognize. he is the ghost of a depressed alcoholic homosexual from a tennessee williams play and he deserves our respect

About a year ago, I made a playlist consisting exclusively of the first song that gets in my head when I wake up. It starts off good, then halfway goes off the rails. It’s all memes, bad karaoke, and 60s tv shows towards the end https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/stuck-in-my-head/pl.u-7PmMur5MY1

40 years old and my diet for the last 24 hours was ice cream, a jamaican beef patty, black coffee, and half a stale left over meeting bagel

The best Neil Breen is indistinguishable from the worst David Lynch

So unbeknownst to me, I’ve been paying for a Costco membership since Covid. On my glorious return to what was called Price Club in my day, I realized walking out the door that I just bought a 20 lb pork shoulder. I’d like the record be known that I live alone