Shargus_Unplugged
@shargusreloaded.bsky.social
Leaves on a pond.
I have opinions about things. I'm happy to discuss most topics.
Be excellent to each other.
He/him
I have opinions about things. I'm happy to discuss most topics.
Be excellent to each other.
He/him
People have been saying "it's popping off!" For almost 2 years now, but more insane shit keeps happening and, honestly, I am unsure what has popped off at this point.
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
People have been saying "it's popping off!" For almost 2 years now, but more insane shit keeps happening and, honestly, I am unsure what has popped off at this point.
Hacker voice: "I'm in."
My wife: "will you please stop saying that every time we have sex?"
My wife: "will you please stop saying that every time we have sex?"
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hacker voice: "I'm in."
My wife: "will you please stop saying that every time we have sex?"
My wife: "will you please stop saying that every time we have sex?"
Coffee and doughnuts is just milk and Oreos for people who have full time jobs
May 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Coffee and doughnuts is just milk and Oreos for people who have full time jobs
People say to me "how can you not like the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
To that I say, I guess I just prefer artists who make good music?
To that I say, I guess I just prefer artists who make good music?
March 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
People say to me "how can you not like the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
To that I say, I guess I just prefer artists who make good music?
To that I say, I guess I just prefer artists who make good music?
I am not pro murder. However, anyone who says "murder is wrong." Must provide to me a demonstrably viable alternative to the situation.
What exactly I'm talking about will be left intentionally vague for.... Reasons.
What exactly I'm talking about will be left intentionally vague for.... Reasons.
March 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I am not pro murder. However, anyone who says "murder is wrong." Must provide to me a demonstrably viable alternative to the situation.
What exactly I'm talking about will be left intentionally vague for.... Reasons.
What exactly I'm talking about will be left intentionally vague for.... Reasons.
I hate that most people interpret "you were in my dream last night." To be sexual.
Like, no, man. You were driving a car made of Legos and for some reason your hands were forks. Then we were in a submarine made of cheese calm down.
Like, no, man. You were driving a car made of Legos and for some reason your hands were forks. Then we were in a submarine made of cheese calm down.
February 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I hate that most people interpret "you were in my dream last night." To be sexual.
Like, no, man. You were driving a car made of Legos and for some reason your hands were forks. Then we were in a submarine made of cheese calm down.
Like, no, man. You were driving a car made of Legos and for some reason your hands were forks. Then we were in a submarine made of cheese calm down.
I hesitate to say there are many, if any, universal truths.
But if a man consistently refers to women as "females" you can pretty well bet he's got some pretty shit morals.
But if a man consistently refers to women as "females" you can pretty well bet he's got some pretty shit morals.
February 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I hesitate to say there are many, if any, universal truths.
But if a man consistently refers to women as "females" you can pretty well bet he's got some pretty shit morals.
But if a man consistently refers to women as "females" you can pretty well bet he's got some pretty shit morals.
You ever watch a movie while high and be like 'yo I totally get exactly what this writer was trying to say!'
Then you realize that most writers got the inspiration for their work while super high
Then you realize that most writers got the inspiration for their work while super high
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You ever watch a movie while high and be like 'yo I totally get exactly what this writer was trying to say!'
Then you realize that most writers got the inspiration for their work while super high
Then you realize that most writers got the inspiration for their work while super high
A classic example of a faux pas: Accidentally playing radioactive by imagine dragons around someone from LA rn.
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A classic example of a faux pas: Accidentally playing radioactive by imagine dragons around someone from LA rn.
A very frustrating thing about being very curious is that, I don't want to offend or make you self conscious, I'm just legit curious about stuff.
Why do you like that shirt? What about that music resonates with you? Why do you find that funny?
I just want to know about people.
Why do you like that shirt? What about that music resonates with you? Why do you find that funny?
I just want to know about people.
January 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A very frustrating thing about being very curious is that, I don't want to offend or make you self conscious, I'm just legit curious about stuff.
Why do you like that shirt? What about that music resonates with you? Why do you find that funny?
I just want to know about people.
Why do you like that shirt? What about that music resonates with you? Why do you find that funny?
I just want to know about people.
Drove past a billboard that had a help wanted sign for people to do billboard postings.
How the fuck did they put it up?
How the fuck did they put it up?
January 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Drove past a billboard that had a help wanted sign for people to do billboard postings.
How the fuck did they put it up?
How the fuck did they put it up?
Ok but WHAT IF he didn't plan to blow anything up when he set out but stopping to charge his truck 8 times pissed him off so much his plans changed by the time he got to Vegas?
January 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ok but WHAT IF he didn't plan to blow anything up when he set out but stopping to charge his truck 8 times pissed him off so much his plans changed by the time he got to Vegas?
Your mom was right. It was just a phase. Impermanence is one of the core virtues of being. We are a different collection of cells every 5 years. Each stage of our life is just another layer of the chrysalis around our soul.
Even when those layers seem to look the same, keep going.
Grow.
Emerge.
Even when those layers seem to look the same, keep going.
Grow.
Emerge.
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Your mom was right. It was just a phase. Impermanence is one of the core virtues of being. We are a different collection of cells every 5 years. Each stage of our life is just another layer of the chrysalis around our soul.
Even when those layers seem to look the same, keep going.
Grow.
Emerge.
Even when those layers seem to look the same, keep going.
Grow.
Emerge.
The curse of ADHD: getting an idea for a clever post, opening the app, checking your notifications, then promptly forgetting what you were going to post. Ah well
December 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The curse of ADHD: getting an idea for a clever post, opening the app, checking your notifications, then promptly forgetting what you were going to post. Ah well
I do not encourage murder; but people who say "that's not what America is about" are delusional. That is literally what America was founded on. That is one of its core principles.
And none of the people who say that come prepared with a solution.
Crazy how you know exactly what I'm talking about.
And none of the people who say that come prepared with a solution.
Crazy how you know exactly what I'm talking about.
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I do not encourage murder; but people who say "that's not what America is about" are delusional. That is literally what America was founded on. That is one of its core principles.
And none of the people who say that come prepared with a solution.
Crazy how you know exactly what I'm talking about.
And none of the people who say that come prepared with a solution.
Crazy how you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Wanna go to the movies.
Guess I need to decide between gas in my car this month or getting popcorn and a bag of skittles
Guess I need to decide between gas in my car this month or getting popcorn and a bag of skittles
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Wanna go to the movies.
Guess I need to decide between gas in my car this month or getting popcorn and a bag of skittles
Guess I need to decide between gas in my car this month or getting popcorn and a bag of skittles
Nice guys don't necessarily finish last.
But guys who are attentive to their partners needs usually do.
But guys who are attentive to their partners needs usually do.
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Nice guys don't necessarily finish last.
But guys who are attentive to their partners needs usually do.
But guys who are attentive to their partners needs usually do.
Spotify wrapped but it's just how many times I had a breakdown, favorite place to cry, longest time spent spiraling, and favorite coping mechanism
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Spotify wrapped but it's just how many times I had a breakdown, favorite place to cry, longest time spent spiraling, and favorite coping mechanism
It was a frightening way to wake up. Especially after a dream where someone broke into my car and only took the drivers side flip down sun shade
December 7, 2024 at 12:09 PM
It was a frightening way to wake up. Especially after a dream where someone broke into my car and only took the drivers side flip down sun shade
Literally just joined almond already got my first bot follower! Excited to see what this place has in store!
December 6, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Literally just joined almond already got my first bot follower! Excited to see what this place has in store!
I'm just here so I can see how funny my friends are
December 6, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I'm just here so I can see how funny my friends are