zakaroni and cheese 🔞
@sharkazey.bsky.social
(18+) semi-personal alt for being a little freak about my wife and just chatting [MDNI]
mid 20's genderqueer fagdyke, call me whatever you like.
mid 20's genderqueer fagdyke, call me whatever you like.
Pinned
I spend more time thinking about my partners cock than I do actually touching the damn thing
reluctance to leave the house turned into one hour trip around town testing my navigation skills (they are. bad)
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
reluctance to leave the house turned into one hour trip around town testing my navigation skills (they are. bad)
Managed to have my leg start cramping just as I came, talk about a weird fucking sensation combo
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Managed to have my leg start cramping just as I came, talk about a weird fucking sensation combo
"Speaking of pipebombs, you wanna know what I saw at work the other day?" - MY BOYFRIEND JUST NOW???????
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 AM
"Speaking of pipebombs, you wanna know what I saw at work the other day?" - MY BOYFRIEND JUST NOW???????
really enjoyed woolhaven, funniest moment i had was in the strip club where i summoned narinder and proceeded to softlock with him sticking his ass out at the lamb
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM
really enjoyed woolhaven, funniest moment i had was in the strip club where i summoned narinder and proceeded to softlock with him sticking his ass out at the lamb
Got some squeeze treats for the cat and forgot for a second who she was, the second she realised there was food in there she tried to eat both the tube and my arm lmao
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Got some squeeze treats for the cat and forgot for a second who she was, the second she realised there was food in there she tried to eat both the tube and my arm lmao
RAHHH i want to get back into manga collecting but i cant afford the sets i want why are some of these $30 a book 😭
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM
RAHHH i want to get back into manga collecting but i cant afford the sets i want why are some of these $30 a book 😭
elvis is my favorite zdiskuss user
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
elvis is my favorite zdiskuss user
my boyfriends built different, never met a mf whos been able to sleep through me being the worlds noisiest asshole at 1am
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
my boyfriends built different, never met a mf whos been able to sleep through me being the worlds noisiest asshole at 1am
Modern tvs are my enemy, i miss my old fucking 2000s box of a tv that had all its ports on the front of it
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Modern tvs are my enemy, i miss my old fucking 2000s box of a tv that had all its ports on the front of it
Feel like chewing my limbs off because of the residual heat from today, instead im just ominously parked under the AC in the dark to cool off
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Feel like chewing my limbs off because of the residual heat from today, instead im just ominously parked under the AC in the dark to cool off
The ever watchful beast
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The ever watchful beast
Having an aircon that actually works is a gamechanger holy shit, hit roughly 40°C today and the house is freezing cold
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Having an aircon that actually works is a gamechanger holy shit, hit roughly 40°C today and the house is freezing cold
Saw a shooting star a few hours ago while just chatting in the dark with my wife. Theres really nowhere else i would rather be than here and now with them
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Saw a shooting star a few hours ago while just chatting in the dark with my wife. Theres really nowhere else i would rather be than here and now with them
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[Casual Yet Unspoken Daily Life] #9
God help my roommate who hears me giggling in bathroom saying ''hehe booba pond''
Heck yeah booba oasis
God help my roommate who hears me giggling in bathroom saying ''hehe booba pond''
Heck yeah booba oasis
January 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
[Casual Yet Unspoken Daily Life] #9
God help my roommate who hears me giggling in bathroom saying ''hehe booba pond''
Heck yeah booba oasis
God help my roommate who hears me giggling in bathroom saying ''hehe booba pond''
Heck yeah booba oasis
"my boyfriends a vegetable fiend" says my wife, the vegetarian
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
"my boyfriends a vegetable fiend" says my wife, the vegetarian
The bastard lives
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The bastard lives
out of all the things i expected to do today, literally scaring the piss out of a cat was not on the list
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
out of all the things i expected to do today, literally scaring the piss out of a cat was not on the list
Decided some things are Later Problems and that i shall live in the bathtub for the next few hours (it says, having been in here for almost an hour already)
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Decided some things are Later Problems and that i shall live in the bathtub for the next few hours (it says, having been in here for almost an hour already)
Big fan of the square hole
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Big fan of the square hole
drinking and playing video games is one of the activities of all time, enjoying it while i can still sober up stupid quick
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
drinking and playing video games is one of the activities of all time, enjoying it while i can still sober up stupid quick
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started playing outer worlds the other day, safe to say ive found a new game to add to my faves
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
started playing outer worlds the other day, safe to say ive found a new game to add to my faves