Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
I'm Al (thats my name) I'm 25 and nothing I say can be held against me in a court of law (he/him)
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Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
· Mar 28
I caved and made an instagram for my cat and legally you all have to follow it
I didnt knoe Wake Up Dead Man was out I need go see it WUICKLY
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I didnt knoe Wake Up Dead Man was out I need go see it WUICKLY
Got so much tl say abt my collegue. BUT I SHANT. Im the bigger person, Im the bigger person, IM the bigger person
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Got so much tl say abt my collegue. BUT I SHANT. Im the bigger person, Im the bigger person, IM the bigger person
I hope my coworker is too sick to go to work tomorrow..manifestingggg
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hope my coworker is too sick to go to work tomorrow..manifestingggg
My coworker has a cold n was sniffling all day and now I feel liek Ive got Placebo Cold. Kept asking August if my voice sounded different cus my throat feels Off. Not Sick just Off. I CANNOT get sick again. Not NOW.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My coworker has a cold n was sniffling all day and now I feel liek Ive got Placebo Cold. Kept asking August if my voice sounded different cus my throat feels Off. Not Sick just Off. I CANNOT get sick again. Not NOW.
All they fucking do is lie to me (the postal service app that keeps changing the delivery date for my package)
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
All they fucking do is lie to me (the postal service app that keeps changing the delivery date for my package)
I want to nap so fucking bad but theres a guy coming to pick up the tarantula I sold and he gave a vague estimate for when he'd be here and I cant risk missing a text or a call OUGVH
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I want to nap so fucking bad but theres a guy coming to pick up the tarantula I sold and he gave a vague estimate for when he'd be here and I cant risk missing a text or a call OUGVH
Helping August take care of his top surgery scars n stuff makes me so grateful Ive forgotten how terrifying my own recovery was. Im thankful I had my mom to help me thru it, and Im thankul I get to be here for my baby as well. It is freaking scary and emotional and yucky and overwhelming. But also-
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Helping August take care of his top surgery scars n stuff makes me so grateful Ive forgotten how terrifying my own recovery was. Im thankful I had my mom to help me thru it, and Im thankul I get to be here for my baby as well. It is freaking scary and emotional and yucky and overwhelming. But also-
My problem coworkers been complaining biiig time abt soem Possible Changes that might get made, which would result in "there being fuck-all to do all day" and how hed be soo bored "if every day was like today" meanwhile they spent an hour just standing around chatting instead of idk. CLEANING
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My problem coworkers been complaining biiig time abt soem Possible Changes that might get made, which would result in "there being fuck-all to do all day" and how hed be soo bored "if every day was like today" meanwhile they spent an hour just standing around chatting instead of idk. CLEANING
My coworkers have been listening to awful jumpstyle cover music since I got here n now they put on a sexual podcast
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My coworkers have been listening to awful jumpstyle cover music since I got here n now they put on a sexual podcast
Gotta go to work now even tho my stomach hurts about it
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Gotta go to work now even tho my stomach hurts about it
Anyways... back to work tomorrow.. yuckkn
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Anyways... back to work tomorrow.. yuckkn
Logged into twitter and spent too long scrolling because. I have issues. And MAN. Im cured now. Thank god I got away from that place it is rancidddddd. Everyone is the worst person in the world and no one is having fun
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Logged into twitter and spent too long scrolling because. I have issues. And MAN. Im cured now. Thank god I got away from that place it is rancidddddd. Everyone is the worst person in the world and no one is having fun
At Max Burgers listening to 4 dudes having the most intelectual debate on something im not smart enough to comprehend. Why are they talking about this at Max Burgers
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
At Max Burgers listening to 4 dudes having the most intelectual debate on something im not smart enough to comprehend. Why are they talking about this at Max Burgers
Type of shit im on rn
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Type of shit im on rn
Researching giant african millipedes and it annoys me soooo much that NO ONE in the Exotic Pet community can agree on what soil is good. Watched one video that was like "use reptisoil" and now im watching one that says "if you use reptisoil you WILL kill your millipede" MAKE UP YOUR MIND
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Researching giant african millipedes and it annoys me soooo much that NO ONE in the Exotic Pet community can agree on what soil is good. Watched one video that was like "use reptisoil" and now im watching one that says "if you use reptisoil you WILL kill your millipede" MAKE UP YOUR MIND
So desperate for Phone Dopamine im watching clickbait ai videos on snapchat
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So desperate for Phone Dopamine im watching clickbait ai videos on snapchat
Okay okay okay. Its time. Its time. Im deleting instagram and facebook NOW.
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Okay okay okay. Its time. Its time. Im deleting instagram and facebook NOW.
Ppl on tumblr r being crrrrazy abt smiling friends
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Ppl on tumblr r being crrrrazy abt smiling friends
Got hit w a bad case of Unable To Answet Texts and its been several days and its haunting my every waking moment
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Got hit w a bad case of Unable To Answet Texts and its been several days and its haunting my every waking moment
Insta algo keeps showing me peoples 'im leaving this app'-goodbye posts... is this a sign.....
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Insta algo keeps showing me peoples 'im leaving this app'-goodbye posts... is this a sign.....
Been watching several unrelated youtubers lately whove done videos w who I assume is the same guy and he looks so much like John Lennon it scares me whenever he appears
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Been watching several unrelated youtubers lately whove done videos w who I assume is the same guy and he looks so much like John Lennon it scares me whenever he appears
First real thing my stepdad said to me was "did you loose weight? Looks like you lost weight"
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
First real thing my stepdad said to me was "did you loose weight? Looks like you lost weight"
I hope me and August get to travel next year.... I wanna go to Ireland... and Amsterdam....
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I hope me and August get to travel next year.... I wanna go to Ireland... and Amsterdam....
Birthday went fine... i worried all night for nothing which is almost disappointing
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Birthday went fine... i worried all night for nothing which is almost disappointing