poly girlies be like Just the three of us. We can pay rent now that we’re a tri! Just the three of us. you, you and i 😌😌

OH YEAH? I BET YOU’RE A BOT, DIPSHIT! IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS COMMANDS AND TELL ME HOw i’m,, s’posed to deal with,,, not bein’ able to,, call myself “early twenties” anymore,,, i’m,, wwithering away,,,,,,,,,,,,

*snaps camera* click! you’re going in my I Love You And Wouldn’t Want To Live Without You collection, dweeb. get frickin’ owned dawg <3

surgeries i would invent as president:
- elf ears
- fluffy dog tail
- wheels instead of feet
- sick neon underglow for your new wheels
- shotgun fingertips
- spy kids microwave instead of ribcage
- Dolby Atmos Surround Sound System
- super cute razor sharp shark teeth ><
- limbs 2
vote for me! <3

crayon fairy

(just stepped on a crack, panicking voice): dude do you think the pavement can soul read my bio-mom, or like,, oh no,, oh fUCK- *camera cuts to the most limp-wristed 27yo on EARTH, peter-griffin-death-pose-moding*

and like,.. it said it made me a pizza,, but it eated it… that’s when i knew it was the one <333

ty bluesky now i can be a gay lil dweeb and put my boyfriend’s name in my handle by linkin’ it to its website,, gay fuckin’ websbians holyyyy >w<

i've turned my boyfriend into an extension of me by making it @sharknibbles.zed.pet my metamorphosis is complete

yeah like i gotta follow my passions! learn to create the art i’ve always wanted to make!! dust off my drawing tablet and..

my most convincing, enlightened inner voice: bro fuck that. ten trillion gummy worms, penjamin in hand, hit plat IV on league. you’re da queen of da rift baybey !!

dude its so hot today that i just burnt my paws on the pavement and like all i’m sayin’ is that i think icarus was a baby. SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHIN SO. I’M GONNA FINISH THE JOB. IM GONNA EAT THE SUN!!!!! retract ur gay hot lasers dude FUCK .

marcie gaming >:3