I was challenged to describe my book The Split, coming out in paper back on 29th October, in under a minute. Did I manage it and how did I get on?

Well, here’s something I don’t see every day. My book is No 1 in Erotic Lesbian Fiction.

A large black crow has just landed outside my office window. Having a bit of an Edgar Allan Poe moment.

Good morning from the village of Blood Harvest, in the county of Craftsmen.

Post Office is popular today. And I’m not last in the queue. @PostOffice

Nineteen times now, l've typed these two lovely words. Never gets old. #TheMortician November 2026.

My (probably) last newsletter of the year is on its way out to subscribers and, with it, a chance to win this gorgeous gin decanter and three signed hardback crime novels. All you have to do to enter is sign up for the Killer Women Crime Club. killerwomen.org/crime-club/

Thanks to Sarah Stainsby, and Bea, for this great picture.
Wonder if I can persuade Lupe to do something similar.

Seriously, Bauer? This is a signature? I paid good money for this spider's scrawl.