Cheese pizza.

Chicago dog. It was gross.

The slap was masterful marketing manipulation. We are all watching.

Dinner is ready. One cheese, one dill pickle. There’s wings, too.

I created a brand new X account a few weeks ago. I haven’t posted or interacted with anything. Here’s some of the push notification I’ve gotten. I get about 2 a day like this…

The town I live in has a truck-sized vacuum they drive around to suck up leaves. This can’t be efficient.

And it’s so loud, even indoors with headphones on I can hear it. I can feel it.

I discovered the new MacOS screensaver. I’m a sucker for pixels and nostalgia.

Hello, world!