Shaun Kitchener
@shaunkitchener.bsky.social
Writer
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NEW SINGLE IN 3 DAYS, LFG
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
NEW SINGLE IN 3 DAYS, LFG
Ten years since I went mildly viral for completing investigative journalism
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Ten years since I went mildly viral for completing investigative journalism
Hit my 365 streak on Duolingo and deleted the app
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hit my 365 streak on Duolingo and deleted the app
if nothing else, she inspired some cracking songs
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if nothing else, she inspired some cracking songs
First day of rehearsals for Here & Now! Tour starts at the end of this month 😱
August 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
First day of rehearsals for Here & Now! Tour starts at the end of this month 😱
New draft finished, PDF’d and emailed to self; let’s celebrate that
August 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
New draft finished, PDF’d and emailed to self; let’s celebrate that
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Mentally I’m still catching rays in Central Park
April 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mentally I’m still catching rays in Central Park
Some divine plane rewatches to and from holiday ✈️ #lastfourwatched
April 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Some divine plane rewatches to and from holiday ✈️ #lastfourwatched
omg five years this week since i started my little lockdown morning ~radio shows, what a surreal way to spend 4 mornings a week, look at the STATE of me
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
omg five years this week since i started my little lockdown morning ~radio shows, what a surreal way to spend 4 mornings a week, look at the STATE of me
Mr and Mrs Smith is on itv2 RIGHT NOW #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
April 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Mr and Mrs Smith is on itv2 RIGHT NOW #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Been reminded of the first page of my teenage diary, circa 2005
April 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Been reminded of the first page of my teenage diary, circa 2005
March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Obsessed with John Whaite’s Marge Simpson energy while talking about his OnlyFans
March 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Obsessed with John Whaite’s Marge Simpson energy while talking about his OnlyFans
Very hard to resist replying to every Oscars prediction with this
March 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Very hard to resist replying to every Oscars prediction with this
No but imagine if a taxi pulled up tonight and any (or all!) of them got out with Kat, idk how the fuck they’d have filmed the follow-up eps without it leaking but a gal can dream #EastEnders
February 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
No but imagine if a taxi pulled up tonight and any (or all!) of them got out with Kat, idk how the fuck they’d have filmed the follow-up eps without it leaking but a gal can dream #EastEnders
February 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Kelly Clarkson looks incredible in her new Vegas shots, my GOD
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Kelly Clarkson looks incredible in her new Vegas shots, my GOD
I’ve been rewatching Friends for the first time in years to see how it holds up, and the season four finale - which has the beginning of Chandler/Monica, an Emmy-winning turn from Lisa Kudrow *and* this absolute all-timer of a twist - must’ve been SUCH a gag when it first aired, can you imagine
February 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’ve been rewatching Friends for the first time in years to see how it holds up, and the season four finale - which has the beginning of Chandler/Monica, an Emmy-winning turn from Lisa Kudrow *and* this absolute all-timer of a twist - must’ve been SUCH a gag when it first aired, can you imagine
this is very much the experience of watching Grace Black in #Hollyoaks this week
February 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
this is very much the experience of watching Grace Black in #Hollyoaks this week
Brynn watching the finale while getting ready for the reunion is so wild, imagine being minutes away from shooting and realising you’re about to come under capital-f Fire #RHONY
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Brynn watching the finale while getting ready for the reunion is so wild, imagine being minutes away from shooting and realising you’re about to come under capital-f Fire #RHONY
Born To Make You Happy by Britney Spears hit the UK No1 25 years ago today 👵 I always think it’s so strange that it’s one of her No1s here (not even a single outside of Europe!), but like… good strange. Underrated A-tier Brit
January 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Born To Make You Happy by Britney Spears hit the UK No1 25 years ago today 👵 I always think it’s so strange that it’s one of her No1s here (not even a single outside of Europe!), but like… good strange. Underrated A-tier Brit
