Shawn the Alien
@shawn-the-alien.bsky.social
Writer, poet, intergalactic citizen, rabble-rouser
Official account of Shawn Patrick (the Alien)
Located in Morristown, TN
Official account of Shawn Patrick (the Alien)
Located in Morristown, TN
Elon Musk is the real-life equivalent of Milhouse from "The Simpsons" saying "BUT MY MOM SAID I WAS COOL!".
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Elon Musk is the real-life equivalent of Milhouse from "The Simpsons" saying "BUT MY MOM SAID I WAS COOL!".
La la la la la I wish Jesse Waters would step in front of a train...
February 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
La la la la la I wish Jesse Waters would step in front of a train...
Luigi Mangione is turning into the new American Jesus. There's a good chance that 2000 years from now, we will have "Luigians".
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Luigi Mangione is turning into the new American Jesus. There's a good chance that 2000 years from now, we will have "Luigians".
New Luigi pics just dropped. It's kinda telling how they've dressed him up like Lee Harvey Oswald. Next thing you know, some fat dude in a fedora will step into frame and unload a pistol into Luigi's gut.
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
New Luigi pics just dropped. It's kinda telling how they've dressed him up like Lee Harvey Oswald. Next thing you know, some fat dude in a fedora will step into frame and unload a pistol into Luigi's gut.
Freedom is the greatest gift we're given, and the hardest thing to hold on to.
December 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Freedom is the greatest gift we're given, and the hardest thing to hold on to.
They charged Luigi Mangione with "Terrorism" for two reasons. 1. So they can federally charge him so he can get the death penalty, and 2. To prevent the working class from organizing, be it for unions or protests.
December 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
They charged Luigi Mangione with "Terrorism" for two reasons. 1. So they can federally charge him so he can get the death penalty, and 2. To prevent the working class from organizing, be it for unions or protests.
Trump looks like Dan Halen from Squidbillies in this comic...
December 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Trump looks like Dan Halen from Squidbillies in this comic...
Fuck TYT. They are dead to me. I'm still good with The Damage Report and some of the shows under their umbrella, but Cenk and Ana have lost it.
December 18, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Fuck TYT. They are dead to me. I'm still good with The Damage Report and some of the shows under their umbrella, but Cenk and Ana have lost it.
I want y'all to spread this, because it's true...do you know why I'm against Christian Nationalism? Because if it came out TODAY that Trump raped a 10-year old, this Sunday, there'd be 100+ pastors in their pulpit quoting Bible verses in favor of and justifying raping children.
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I want y'all to spread this, because it's true...do you know why I'm against Christian Nationalism? Because if it came out TODAY that Trump raped a 10-year old, this Sunday, there'd be 100+ pastors in their pulpit quoting Bible verses in favor of and justifying raping children.
Nancy Pelosi is literally the worst congressperson in the House today. She stands in the way of real change, and makes it so old neoliberal dinosaurs stay in power. And it needs to end. Do everything in your power to end her time in Congress...and if that means "everything"...well, so be it.
December 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Nancy Pelosi is literally the worst congressperson in the House today. She stands in the way of real change, and makes it so old neoliberal dinosaurs stay in power. And it needs to end. Do everything in your power to end her time in Congress...and if that means "everything"...well, so be it.
Something that irritates me is the constant dismissal of people from the southeastern US. I grew up in East Tennessee...hell, I still follow football from there (GBO!). Not everyone here is a fucking hillbilly with a 3rd grade education, and the fact that the establishment Democrats treat us...
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Something that irritates me is the constant dismissal of people from the southeastern US. I grew up in East Tennessee...hell, I still follow football from there (GBO!). Not everyone here is a fucking hillbilly with a 3rd grade education, and the fact that the establishment Democrats treat us...
The Democrats don't understand the GOP long game. If they get 34 state assemblies, they can rewrite the constitution. This is their long game. That's why they keep fighting for local elections. They want to rewrite the constitution to make us a one-party theocracy.
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
The Democrats don't understand the GOP long game. If they get 34 state assemblies, they can rewrite the constitution. This is their long game. That's why they keep fighting for local elections. They want to rewrite the constitution to make us a one-party theocracy.
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I think what is going on with the knee-bending and ring-kissing from most of MSNBC, ABC, TYT and other groups is that they think that MAGA will now be the rule of law, and if they want to keep that money rolling in from sponsors, they gotta hop on the Trump train.
Spineless twats.
Spineless twats.
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I think what is going on with the knee-bending and ring-kissing from most of MSNBC, ABC, TYT and other groups is that they think that MAGA will now be the rule of law, and if they want to keep that money rolling in from sponsors, they gotta hop on the Trump train.
Spineless twats.
Spineless twats.
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
200 followers! Let's keep that number going up!
December 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
200 followers! Let's keep that number going up!
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Lots of psychopaths pretending to be autistic these days.
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Lots of psychopaths pretending to be autistic these days.
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Here's what we do...we go and storm the jail, free Luigi Mangione, and get him on the next plane or boat to a non extraditing country in the Mediterranean or the tropics. Love...love will bring us together...
December 14, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Here's what we do...we go and storm the jail, free Luigi Mangione, and get him on the next plane or boat to a non extraditing country in the Mediterranean or the tropics. Love...love will bring us together...
Say it loud, so those in the back can hear you...ahem...HAVING A MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE A SHITTY PERSON!
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Say it loud, so those in the back can hear you...ahem...HAVING A MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE A SHITTY PERSON!
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I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.