Shawn Barnes
@shawnbarnes32.bsky.social
Comedian, Filmmaker, Podcaster. Basically that guy they tell you not to talk to at a party.
Pretty sure the first person to say "Variety is the spice of life" owned a honeydew farm.
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Pretty sure the first person to say "Variety is the spice of life" owned a honeydew farm.
It's been a rough week for people who still wear acid wash jeans.
July 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's been a rough week for people who still wear acid wash jeans.
PARIAH: A dating app for infamous people.
July 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
PARIAH: A dating app for infamous people.
Jay Leno’s wife has dementia. Which means every day, he’s like, ‘Honey… you’ve seen this. You’ve heard about this.’
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jay Leno’s wife has dementia. Which means every day, he’s like, ‘Honey… you’ve seen this. You’ve heard about this.’
Boomers: If you stopped ordering Starbucks all the time, you could afford a house.
The House:
The House:
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Boomers: If you stopped ordering Starbucks all the time, you could afford a house.
The House:
The House:
I wish it wasn't weird to drink from a krazy straw in public. I'll still use a regular bendy straw, though. It's a lot easier to justify one kink to people.
January 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I wish it wasn't weird to drink from a krazy straw in public. I'll still use a regular bendy straw, though. It's a lot easier to justify one kink to people.
I've been to my fair share of early bird specials. Not once have I seen worms on the menu.
January 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've been to my fair share of early bird specials. Not once have I seen worms on the menu.
The wedding went off without a hitch. It was a total disaster.
January 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The wedding went off without a hitch. It was a total disaster.
We need to keep Christ in Christmas! Back in my day, ten lords a-leaping was ten jumping Jesuses.
December 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
We need to keep Christ in Christmas! Back in my day, ten lords a-leaping was ten jumping Jesuses.
My friend's YouTube channel is struggling, so she started making ASMR videos. I told her, "You're just grasping at straws." She said, "Oh, so you've seen it."
December 16, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My friend's YouTube channel is struggling, so she started making ASMR videos. I told her, "You're just grasping at straws." She said, "Oh, so you've seen it."
They say if you love something, let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be. If not, it never was.
I guess I was never meant to own a dog.
I guess I was never meant to own a dog.
December 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM
They say if you love something, let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be. If not, it never was.
I guess I was never meant to own a dog.
I guess I was never meant to own a dog.
My friend's YouTube channel is struggling, so she started making ASMR videos. I told her, "You're just grasping at straws." She said, "Oh, so you've seen it."
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
My friend's YouTube channel is struggling, so she started making ASMR videos. I told her, "You're just grasping at straws." She said, "Oh, so you've seen it."
This is all just an elaborate marketing campaign for the return of the Snack Wrap.
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This is all just an elaborate marketing campaign for the return of the Snack Wrap.
Boy Scout camp was tough for me. It was always, "Hey, can you knot?!"
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Boy Scout camp was tough for me. It was always, "Hey, can you knot?!"
Let the purge begin.
Oh, I mean unfollowing people. Trump hasn't announced the date of the actual purge yet.
Oh, I mean unfollowing people. Trump hasn't announced the date of the actual purge yet.
November 20, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Let the purge begin.
Oh, I mean unfollowing people. Trump hasn't announced the date of the actual purge yet.
Oh, I mean unfollowing people. Trump hasn't announced the date of the actual purge yet.