Shawn Patrick Farrell
@shawnfarrell.bsky.social
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
Sadly, one of my rare entries into the Getty collection is not quite as expressive!
February 16, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sadly, one of my rare entries into the Getty collection is not quite as expressive!
The New New Avengers will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The New New Avengers will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
The oven is included in a popular mural downtown.
February 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The oven is included in a popular mural downtown.
Tried this yesterday. I guess I'm healthy now?
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Tried this yesterday. I guess I'm healthy now?
29 years ago this week at the Astor Place K-Mart in Manhattan.
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
29 years ago this week at the Astor Place K-Mart in Manhattan.
If a tree falls down in Walnut Hills, is JD Vance fucking a couch somewhere?
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If a tree falls down in Walnut Hills, is JD Vance fucking a couch somewhere?
Gavin Newsom Sucks. Weekend Edition.
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Gavin Newsom Sucks. Weekend Edition.
A new Peanuts Valentine's Day special just dropped:
Don't Worry, Charlie Brown. The DOW is Over $50,000.
Don't Worry, Charlie Brown. The DOW is Over $50,000.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 AM
A new Peanuts Valentine's Day special just dropped:
Don't Worry, Charlie Brown. The DOW is Over $50,000.
Don't Worry, Charlie Brown. The DOW is Over $50,000.
Remember when privileged mean girl Nancy Kerrigan thought she was too good for Walt Disney World? "Corny" didn't stop her from an appearance on TGIF mainstay Boy Meets World soon after, either.
February 15, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Remember when privileged mean girl Nancy Kerrigan thought she was too good for Walt Disney World? "Corny" didn't stop her from an appearance on TGIF mainstay Boy Meets World soon after, either.
Even Valentines from @democrats.senate.gov & @housedemocrats.bsky.social are low energy & non-commital.
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Even Valentines from @democrats.senate.gov & @housedemocrats.bsky.social are low energy & non-commital.
Imagine if more men had stood up to defend women during the Salem witch trials. Or any of the countless times before or since that we've failed them when given the opportunity to do better?
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Imagine if more men had stood up to defend women during the Salem witch trials. Or any of the countless times before or since that we've failed them when given the opportunity to do better?
Then, they bring her back for the series finale, only to cut her scene. Justice for McPhee!
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Then, they bring her back for the series finale, only to cut her scene. Justice for McPhee!
Then she gets into Harvard but overdoses on ecstasy. Then they send her off to Italy because the writers can't think of anything to do with her character, despite the show's location shifting to Boston (home to Harvard).
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Then she gets into Harvard but overdoses on ecstasy. Then they send her off to Italy because the writers can't think of anything to do with her character, despite the show's location shifting to Boston (home to Harvard).
Lots of people are revisiting Capeside this week, so let's talk about Meredith Monroe's Andie McPhee. First, they give her a nervous breakdown, then institutionalize her. Then she cheats on Pacey & they break up. She cheats on the PSAT & gets drunk with power as a hall monitor.
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Lots of people are revisiting Capeside this week, so let's talk about Meredith Monroe's Andie McPhee. First, they give her a nervous breakdown, then institutionalize her. Then she cheats on Pacey & they break up. She cheats on the PSAT & gets drunk with power as a hall monitor.
Anyone else old enough to fondly remember regular visits to Television Without Pity, back when the internet was still kind of fun?
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Anyone else old enough to fondly remember regular visits to Television Without Pity, back when the internet was still kind of fun?
Does anyone else feel like like they might sleep better knowing that this British girl eventually found more affordable ice cream?
February 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Does anyone else feel like like they might sleep better knowing that this British girl eventually found more affordable ice cream?
I will never be a fan of this pepperoni beneath the the cheese Midwestern malarkey.
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I will never be a fan of this pepperoni beneath the the cheese Midwestern malarkey.
Denny's out there telling men to do better.
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Denny's out there telling men to do better.
A new toy for Darby O'Gill on Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A new toy for Darby O'Gill on Valentine's Day!
OK, enough with today already. Let's move on to a more important holiday!
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
OK, enough with today already. Let's move on to a more important holiday!
Congrats to everyone who learned how to pronounce fastnachts correctly this week!
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Congrats to everyone who learned how to pronounce fastnachts correctly this week!
Thank you Lisa McGee for capturing my long-held opinion of the snobbish Belle! How To Get To Heaven From Belfast is now on Netflix.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Thank you Lisa McGee for capturing my long-held opinion of the snobbish Belle! How To Get To Heaven From Belfast is now on Netflix.
Happy anniversary to the release of Jimmy Buffett's 1977 tune, restaurant namesake, & rare admittance of male accountability, Margaritaville! Wasting away for almost half a century!
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Happy anniversary to the release of Jimmy Buffett's 1977 tune, restaurant namesake, & rare admittance of male accountability, Margaritaville! Wasting away for almost half a century!
To save anyone the trouble of holding a seance to learn what dead trash racist rabble rouser Charlie Kirk thought of the Super Bowl, I'll save you the trouble.
The NFL has long been a target of right wing grievance grifters. This year's reaction to Bad Bunny was nothing new.
The NFL has long been a target of right wing grievance grifters. This year's reaction to Bad Bunny was nothing new.
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
To save anyone the trouble of holding a seance to learn what dead trash racist rabble rouser Charlie Kirk thought of the Super Bowl, I'll save you the trouble.
The NFL has long been a target of right wing grievance grifters. This year's reaction to Bad Bunny was nothing new.
The NFL has long been a target of right wing grievance grifters. This year's reaction to Bad Bunny was nothing new.
Happy Valentine's Day! The Silence of the Lambs premiered 35 years ago today. Great excuse for a rewatch!
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! The Silence of the Lambs premiered 35 years ago today. Great excuse for a rewatch!