The entire hall process infuriates me. Not just the writer vote. I’m ready to empty it out and start over. The writers are just the ones in the news today so they get my snark

Yeah but writers like him so no morals clause

Apparently she’s on the invite list for his events

6.2 seconds left. "That's still a lot of time"
5.7 seconds left. "They need a miracle"

“They told me not to say ‘they don’t need a three’ anymore”
(Flips index card with all his prep on it over and reads)
“X seconds is still a lot of time”

“Our focus group studies and Nielsen feedback says that the most pressing question college basketball fans have is 'Do they need a three right now.'"--ESPN executive
"I got this"--Analyst

It took a couple days of effort but I got the AI Girlfriend software to dump me

A big city quarterback finds a small town wide receiver who just wants a chef that can make him a nice meal without him having to strangle them