Is it "President's Day" or "Presidents' Day?" Where does the apostrophe go??? How many presidents are we supposed to be celebrating???
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Is it "President's Day" or "Presidents' Day?" Where does the apostrophe go??? How many presidents are we supposed to be celebrating???
It always bugged me that in the movie "Groundhog Day," they didn't read Phil's prediction as a poem, the way they do in real life.
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
It always bugged me that in the movie "Groundhog Day," they didn't read Phil's prediction as a poem, the way they do in real life.
The biggest power move is not making a power move.
I don't know why, but that just popped into my head, and I thought I'd post it.
I don't know why, but that just popped into my head, and I thought I'd post it.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The biggest power move is not making a power move.
I don't know why, but that just popped into my head, and I thought I'd post it.
I don't know why, but that just popped into my head, and I thought I'd post it.
Are the gremlins who steal all the socks and leave behind Tupperware lids... Are they the same gremlins who keep stealing the black markers and replacing them with yellow highlighters?
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Are the gremlins who steal all the socks and leave behind Tupperware lids... Are they the same gremlins who keep stealing the black markers and replacing them with yellow highlighters?
Is anyone else getting really tired of everyone as his friend saying that the movie "Idiocracy" predicted the future, as if they're the first person to ever think of that?
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Is anyone else getting really tired of everyone as his friend saying that the movie "Idiocracy" predicted the future, as if they're the first person to ever think of that?
For all the times I've seen "The Princess Bride," I never noticed before the bottle of cough syrup on the shelf behind Fred Savage, because he's supposed to be home sick from school. I love when movies include tiny little details like that.
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
For all the times I've seen "The Princess Bride," I never noticed before the bottle of cough syrup on the shelf behind Fred Savage, because he's supposed to be home sick from school. I love when movies include tiny little details like that.
Remember that when Wyatt Earp's gang was fighting against Johnny Ringo's gang, they were BOTH wearing badges.
Something to think about the next time someone assumes that the person wearing the badge is automatically the good guy.
Something to think about the next time someone assumes that the person wearing the badge is automatically the good guy.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Remember that when Wyatt Earp's gang was fighting against Johnny Ringo's gang, they were BOTH wearing badges.
Something to think about the next time someone assumes that the person wearing the badge is automatically the good guy.
Something to think about the next time someone assumes that the person wearing the badge is automatically the good guy.
I just saw geese flying south. I thought they were supposed to be the first to know.
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I just saw geese flying south. I thought they were supposed to be the first to know.
No woman who wears glasses can wear an orange sweater without being perceived as a Velma Dinkley cosplayer.
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
No woman who wears glasses can wear an orange sweater without being perceived as a Velma Dinkley cosplayer.
For fuck's sake, when did everyone on social media suddenly decide that they were blowing your mind by telling you that Mercator maps are not proportionally accurate? We know! It's the surface of a spheroid squashed onto a rectangle! No shit it's not proportional!
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 AM
For fuck's sake, when did everyone on social media suddenly decide that they were blowing your mind by telling you that Mercator maps are not proportionally accurate? We know! It's the surface of a spheroid squashed onto a rectangle! No shit it's not proportional!
Celebrating both Martin Luther King and Edgar Allen Poe.
"I have a dream within a dream!"
"I have a dream within a dream!"
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Celebrating both Martin Luther King and Edgar Allen Poe.
"I have a dream within a dream!"
"I have a dream within a dream!"
One of the most satisfying three-word phrases: "Jury duty cancelled."
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
One of the most satisfying three-word phrases: "Jury duty cancelled."
Facebook's recommendation algorithm: "You liked a cat picture, a Star Trek meme, and a bad pun. I recommend you follow more cat pictures, Star Trek memes, and bad puns."
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Facebook's recommendation algorithm: "You liked a cat picture, a Star Trek meme, and a bad pun. I recommend you follow more cat pictures, Star Trek memes, and bad puns."
For those just joining us, it's the beginning of the second quarter of the twenty-first century, and still no sign of flying cars.
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
For those just joining us, it's the beginning of the second quarter of the twenty-first century, and still no sign of flying cars.
Okay, 2026. Whatcha got for me?
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Okay, 2026. Whatcha got for me?
Me: Ugh, not another somber piano song about missing someone. Seriously, how many songs like this even need to exist?
Also Me: Yes! Another rock song about loving rock songs! There can never be enough of these!
Also Me: Yes! Another rock song about loving rock songs! There can never be enough of these!
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me: Ugh, not another somber piano song about missing someone. Seriously, how many songs like this even need to exist?
Also Me: Yes! Another rock song about loving rock songs! There can never be enough of these!
Also Me: Yes! Another rock song about loving rock songs! There can never be enough of these!
Strap on my handbag broke, so I fixed it with safety pins. Not very sturdy, but at least it looks punk rock!
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Strap on my handbag broke, so I fixed it with safety pins. Not very sturdy, but at least it looks punk rock!
A Blessed Yule to all who celebrate! A very Merry Winter Solstice! <3
a happy winter solstice greeting card with a tree
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December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A Blessed Yule to all who celebrate! A very Merry Winter Solstice! <3
I just invented a new term: "Diet Slavery" -- When your employer has a monopoly on your job options, and can threaten to take your job away unless you capitulate to unlimited mandatory overtime.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I just invented a new term: "Diet Slavery" -- When your employer has a monopoly on your job options, and can threaten to take your job away unless you capitulate to unlimited mandatory overtime.
Not a lot of songs I could put into a Thanksgiving playlist, but I managed these:
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving
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November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Not a lot of songs I could put into a Thanksgiving playlist, but I managed these:
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
Getting big on television is like being invited to an exclusive club that no one outside the club cares about.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Getting big on television is like being invited to an exclusive club that no one outside the club cares about.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Do you suppose the Ondo from Final Fantasy wear Ondo socks? How to they fit those tiny socks over their big aquatic webbed feet???
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Do you suppose the Ondo from Final Fantasy wear Ondo socks? How to they fit those tiny socks over their big aquatic webbed feet???
Have you ever noticed that men in Japanese porn videos look at a vagina the exact same way that a cat looks at an unfamiliar species of insect?
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Have you ever noticed that men in Japanese porn videos look at a vagina the exact same way that a cat looks at an unfamiliar species of insect?
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."